You are clearly not the man (and I use that term loosely) for this position on this board.
You'll note that I never once used the abrasive tone that you are using.
To be fair, you didn't maybe intend to use an abrasive tone. Actual results varied, though. I've been making a concerted effort to practice a little zen ever since I overreacted a couple of times back in Jan or so. But my first response (which I cancelled) was less, um, calm. (No, this isn't doctor's orders, people. I'm just trying to get over my usenet training).
Coffee is your friend. Everyone else is an acquaintance.