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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-20-2011, 05:56 AM Thread Starter
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Snowboarder Joke?

Characteristics that suggest Jesus was a snowboarder:
.He liked to travel with a posse.
.He was always being harassed by the authorities..
.He bummed off his parents 'till he was 30 years old.
.He never got a good haircut.

.He wore baggy clothes.

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(not a christian)

didn't he spend a lot of time on mount olive or something?
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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her
husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was
not sure that it was such a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?"

She said that it didn't.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that
you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long
as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant
from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think skiers come from?"


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The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think skiers come from?"
Did not see that coming

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nice!

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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her
husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was
not sure that it was such a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?"

She said that it didn't.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that
you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long
as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant
from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think skiers come from?"
That made me do teh lulz.


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The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think skiers come from?"
Funny... but a lot of park skiers are cool...


you should edit that and change it to something about skiers that just ride double blacks all day long or something.

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Funny... but a lot of park skiers are cool...


you should edit that and change it to something about skiers that just ride double blacks all day long or something.
Or you could lighten up.

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The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think skiers come from?"
Woa lol, i did not see that comming, nice little joke haha
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Funny... but a lot of park skiers are cool...


you should edit that and change it to something about skiers that just ride double blacks all day long or something.
or you could realize that in places with real mountains and real terrain skiiers that ride the double diamonds are the good ones...

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Or you could lighten up.
Wow...so could you then, i wasn't like pissed off by it or anything.

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Woa lol, i did not see that comming, nice little joke haha


or you could realize that in places with real mountains and real terrain skiiers that ride the double diamonds are the good ones...
I HATE YOU! A double black here is a trail that is more than a 20 slope... Not like out west....

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