you know what i
hate about snowboarders.....? when they sit smack bang in the middle of the piste. this is multiplied by a gazillion, when it occurs just over the brow of a hill / roller.
i request that whenever such obstacles are encountered, you blast them in snow. they let us down.
you know what i hate about skiers......? nothing. i simply do not care enough about them to notice them. let them say, do, think what they like.
you know what i hate about ski lines.....? the way people will let their nose tips dig and scrap all over the tail of my plank. the solution i have found, is to lift the board up to about mid knee height and then slam it back down. if it lands on their ski / board / foot..... tough titties!
and if someone rear ended me on the hill and lost a ski in the process, well i gotta say, i would pick up that ski and fling it as far as i could up hill and into the trees; then i'd tell them, 'go fetch'.
those uphill of you are obligated to avoid those down hill of them. if they cannot, then they do not belong there.
but it ain't as if i get stroppy about any of this
