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The story so far:

It started snowing blanketing the mountainside until a meteor passed by, causing a rather massive glitter in my because I was drinking large amounts of green tea Until I saw...powder piling up like never before.everybody was going Nuts trying to deciding where to activate their intense jet powered backpacks.to fly to a place where debauchery is abound.The fluffy white girlfriend who I eat pasta with In my basement really loves bacon.So, I said chew on this you dirty skank and i sprayed a fire extinguisher at the giant crest of the hill outside of my red hut.Then Tyler Flanagan sparked up a perfectly rolled fatty and immediately started foaming from the eyes while busting the sickest triple Rodeo 1440 while while smokin' that hot piece of snowboard wax to save barak obama From a dragon with a huge ego. The dragon named Hilary, decides global warming caused the economic crisis then it snowed so much that Hillary's balls dropped on Marc Mcmorris's hairy bitch tits more than once.Then Hillary died...and McMorris tea-bagged my buddies aunt who loved asian tattoo artists who I like turtles said the boy living in Tijuana smoking awesome grass searching for pow. Meanwhile back in Ber tothe eckenridge the skittle kids and Angry Snowboarder...got pissed off because the parrot couldn't fly alone except when stoned therefore, he sparked the crack pipe that he broke on pinocchio's head This made them watch "Happy Days" and smoke weed while ordering pizza and playing twister until Fonzie said: I play this Game all the Time, when Im Drinking. Then suddenly, Xena the Warrior Princess got naked with actor dolph lundgren who screamed wildly in anticipation of skeet skeet skeet on her voluptuous penis, that was puss filled and rammed up his Ear. They choked, on fresh watermelon Like the gapers On bunny hills who are always getting in the Fucking way, damnit and Snowolf shoos those pesky skiers with a burton tattoo on their lower back and a cock ring that wouldn't fit his banana magic or park pickle taco tuesday was out of control when the girl Bent over with Porn style steeze and swallowed my Berzerker like a Shanghai hooker on on heroin while listening to slayer Fuck yeah, buddy.At home she had leakage of breast implants, nonetheless I took her while eating a sandwich and chips with ice cold Beer. After that,her heart stopped.who knows CPR? Maybe this giant said the horse


and that's just the first 14 pages, a lot of copy/paste, with a laptop, helps if you have an actual mouse and split screen/dual monitors.....my wife needs the puter now....and i need to take a piss and get another beer and smoke a cigarette....i will continue later

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