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That's when she pissed her pants this one time at band camp i roofie'd her from the top to the bottom then saw her sucking a large fist full of tampons. When she stared at me and undressed me then pointed at my poor excuse of a story aka my penis Then I stoped prematurely and i felt a warm wet fart escape Ending our intimate sexy party. Stewie lubed my finger she said, panting you nasty girl They then walked by a wok shack and ordered chicken fried rice and a side of dumplings when I felt a... snowball hit me from Chuck Norris Meanwhile, pissed Oldman stumbled into the pub without his wand and bat-signal on his belt thus, Laurence Turneaud Aka Mr. T and Stephani Germanotta singing a duet touching each other with fish sauce firmly stroking each stray cat near them. Bruce Willis is the greatest and baddest airhostess since that fat wet cat, and slimy squirrel fucker had an orgy with Nancy Pelosi's creamy vanilla donut in a gondola covered in skeet........
So I have some time on my hands right now, and that was the first 20 pages, but maybe someone else wants to do the next 20, when it reaches 40?
Opinions are like arseholes, everybody's got one.