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Old 01-08-2012, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was @ Pine Knob yesterday and on one run near the bottom, I got taken out & clocked from behind!

I sat up, ready to go OFF on whoever it was, and was completely floored at what I saw!! There's this 2-3 year old girl sitting in the snow starin' at me!

Now I'm no speed demon yet, but I wasn't crawlin along at eight or nine mph either. So she musta been "Flyin'" down the hill behind me! 10 sec. later Dad snowboards into view, & he & I are trying to figure out if she's hurt or not. (she wasn't BTW. Thank goodness.) Then the ski patrol arrives, and after a few minutes of chit chat I realize,.. "They're" under the impression that "I" ran her down!!!!

It never got hostile or "Agro" or anything, but I promptly informed this woman that "She" hit Me from behind, (...got it on video BTW) and that I'm NOT such a dirt bag that I wouldn't eat snow first, before I would PLOW over at speed, a 2 year old kid that weighs one tenth what I do!!! After a bit, I quietly mentioned to the ski patrol, that if she's good enough to ski that fast, that far ahead of her father,.. that maybe they should suggest to dad that "this" would be a good time to teach her about "Downhill" has right of way!

It seems pretty funny now, especially since she wasn't hurt! ...but it really did surprise me!


OK,.. Here's the vid;



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Old 01-08-2012, 11:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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in to see the video.haha
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Old 01-08-2012, 11:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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video.....that could have been my little one who bashed you.
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Old 01-08-2012, 11:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I see kids straight-lining fast all the time. Seems easier than putting in turns I guess
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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When you see the video, it's a little scary. She goes sailing past me with only one ski left on. It's really lucky she didn't get hurt! Me either for that matter. Although the way my rear end feels today, I'm fairly certain she bounced her helmet off it!

Good thing for the both of us "I" got a fat A#&!
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Frame by frame at about 6 sec. mark...pink 1 footy superman...stellar. Looks like you didn't even touch her...little gal is lucky...nice job there chomps ...being ass whipped by a 2 year old pink meat missilette.
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hahaha that video is funny. pink ski kid out of nowhere!
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That was rad. Good work. Bend your knees more, eh?
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lol. Man, she comes outta nowhere. Would make a good .gif file
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Hey, these little assholes are no joke. I got plowed from behind last year, and chipped my front tooth when I smacked my head on the snow...

Hilarious video tho!!
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