Maybe this crash has caused you to think you are 40 because you sound like you are 12. You are an adult, if you are that worried go see a real live doctor. But if you want an opinion of fake doctors, then I think you likely caused your brain to turn to soup and it can't flow out your ears since your eardrum is blocking it. This is causing you to be dizzy and also is responsible for your ear infections. I recommend you keep ice on your head until your soupy brain freezes and can return to original form. Take 2 days off of work and you should be good!
Worst advice ever! And you have the audacity to call yourself a fake doctor.
- What has happened, is that you might have bumped your head. The reason that you had the head ache is probably for two reasons, one - you'd ridden all day and were dehydrated, and two - mild concussion and lost of brain electrons.
The remedy is to hydrate with a sugary drink, preferably something like absinthe or bicardi151, then replace the electrons. How you do this is by placing alu-foil, or tin foil on your head, jimmy-ing the door of a microwave open, putting your head in and turning it on. The microwave will supply new electrons in the form of electricity to your brain through the alu-foil. Maybe go for about a minute, and this will cure your headache. If not, repeat absinthe and go for another minute in the microwave. In my non-professional opinion, it is best to make sure you have the alu-foil securely on your head before drinking the absinthe. Take 2 days off of work and you should be good!
Dont do stupid shit. If you've not jumped jumps, hit the small stuff first then progress up. Im near on retarded and even I know that. Finally, Go see a real doctor (or maybe a psychologist) about your head.