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Old 02-13-2012, 10:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Definition of Gaper

We had a thread about this a while ago, and all we could agree on is that we don't like them.

I've decided that (for me anyway) a gaper is someone who just skis or boards around oblivious to the fact that there are other people on the mountain - snaking lines, skiing slowly right past the bottom end of the feature, parking their stupid tween ass on the landing, etc.

Grrrrrrr.
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Old 02-13-2012, 12:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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urban dictionary has this covered pretty well Urban Dictionary: gaper
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Am I the only one who read Gaper and thought of it as a sexual reference?
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not anymore *shudder*
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Old 02-13-2012, 01:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lmfao, I haven't actually heard this term in use but I'm definitely going to start. The urban dictionary definitions are priceless.
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GoPro gaper!

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Old 02-13-2012, 05:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This is my good friend from Moonlight in his Gaper day outfit
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Am I the only one who read Gaper and thought of it as a sexual reference?

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.
"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

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Old 02-13-2012, 05:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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random skier/snowboarder: "hmmmmm, so. i see that there are some lines in the snow here off the trail on this side, leading up to this incline here which inexplicably also looks like a lip, which means...something. i can't put my finger on it. let me just park myself right in front of this lip-looking thing and figure it out. oh look! my friends are here! come, friends! let's all gather here and ponder this perplexing quandary!"
me: "FUUUUUUUU!"
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My buddy found this at a ski-chalet in Killington.

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