Definition of Gaper - Snowboarding Forum

**Donutz** · 02-13-2012, 10:55 AM

We had a thread about this a while ago, and all we could agree on is that we don't like them.

I've decided that (for me anyway) a gaper is someone who just skis or boards around oblivious to the fact that there are other people on the mountain - snaking lines, skiing slowly right past the bottom end of the feature, parking their stupid tween ass on the landing, etc.

Grrrrrrr.

LuckyRVA · 02-13-2012, 12:11 PM

urban dictionary has this covered pretty well Urban Dictionary: gaper

Nmbr1Ballr · 02-13-2012, 12:43 PM

Am I the only one who read Gaper and thought of it as a sexual reference?

LuckyRVA · 02-13-2012, 01:01 PM

not anymore *shudder*

Death · 02-13-2012, 01:05 PM

Lmfao, I haven't actually heard this term in use but I'm definitely going to start. The urban dictionary definitions are priceless.

DrnknZag · 02-13-2012, 05:13 PM

GoPro gaper!

hikeswithdogs · 02-13-2012, 05:25 PM

This is my good friend from Moonlight in his Gaper day outfit

JeffreyCH · 02-13-2012, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nmbr1Ballr

Am I the only one who read Gaper and thought of it as a sexual reference?

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.
"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

onefutui2e · 02-13-2012, 05:35 PM

random skier/snowboarder: "hmmmmm, so. i see that there are some lines in the snow here off the trail on this side, leading up to this incline here which inexplicably also looks like a lip, which means...something. i can't put my finger on it. let me just park myself right in front of this lip-looking thing and figure it out. oh look! my friends are here! come, friends! let's all gather here and ponder this perplexing quandary!"
me: "FUUUUUUUU!"

Ryan_T · 02-13-2012, 05:37 PM

My buddy found this at a ski-chalet in Killington.

02-13-2012, 10:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Donutz Drunk with power...er beer. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 3,669 Blog Entries: 176	Definition of Gaper We had a thread about this a while ago, and all we could agree on is that we don't like them. I've decided that (for me anyway) a gaper is someone who just skis or boards around oblivious to the fact that there are other people on the mountain - snaking lines, skiing slowly right past the bottom end of the feature, parking their stupid tween ass on the landing, etc. Grrrrrrr. __________________ Illegitimi non carborundum Mountain Days: 30

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Ryan_T -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 236	My buddy found this at a ski-chalet in Killington. __________________ Ryan - flickr

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02-13-2012, 12:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
LuckyRVA Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,099	urban dictionary has this covered pretty well Urban Dictionary: gaper

02-13-2012, 12:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nmbr1Ballr Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Delaware Posts: 174	Am I the only one who read Gaper and thought of it as a sexual reference?

02-13-2012, 01:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
LuckyRVA Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,099	not anymore shudder

02-13-2012, 01:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
Death Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 133	Lmfao, I haven't actually heard this term in use but I'm definitely going to start. The urban dictionary definitions are priceless.

02-13-2012, 05:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
DrnknZag Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: PNW Posts: 919	GoPro gaper!

02-13-2012, 05:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
onefutui2e Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 218	random skier/snowboarder: "hmmmmm, so. i see that there are some lines in the snow here off the trail on this side, leading up to this incline here which inexplicably also looks like a lip, which means...something. i can't put my finger on it. let me just park myself right in front of this lip-looking thing and figure it out. oh look! my friends are here! come, friends! let's all gather here and ponder this perplexing quandary!" me: "FUUUUUUUU!"