I know this is over-generalizing and we're all enjoying the mountain yadda yadda yadda, but some days I just wish I had my two-handed sword on me and I could cut a swath of skiers. Grrrrrrr.
Started first thing in the morning, going down Unicorn (black diamond run for those who don't know Seymour). There was a gaggle of skiers ahead of me going back and forth using up the entire run as skiers do. I cursed them soundly as I passed each one, until there was only one ahead of me. So we come around the corner, ahead is the part of the run where it narrows down right at a roller. And right on the top of that roller are five....... skiers. Side by side by side by side. Only one small space left on the far right. Me and the lone skier head for the open spot. He gets there first. AND STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I rammed him. Honestly, I couldn't stop, and honestly according to the Alpine code it was my fault.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!! WHAT KIND OF BRAIN-DEAD SHIT-HEADED PEA-BRAINED MOUTH-BREATHING ASS-HATS THINK IT'S OK TO PARK ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RUN SO NO ONE CAN GET THROUGH?????
Oh, yeah. skiers.
Apologies to all the members who are part-time skiers. Tell me, does your IQ drop when you strap on the skis?
Started first thing in the morning, going down Unicorn (black diamond run for those who don't know Seymour). There was a gaggle of skiers ahead of me going back and forth using up the entire run as skiers do. I cursed them soundly as I passed each one, until there was only one ahead of me. So we come around the corner, ahead is the part of the run where it narrows down right at a roller. And right on the top of that roller are five....... skiers. Side by side by side by side. Only one small space left on the far right. Me and the lone skier head for the open spot. He gets there first. AND STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I rammed him. Honestly, I couldn't stop, and honestly according to the Alpine code it was my fault.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!! WHAT KIND OF BRAIN-DEAD SHIT-HEADED PEA-BRAINED MOUTH-BREATHING ASS-HATS THINK IT'S OK TO PARK ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RUN SO NO ONE CAN GET THROUGH?????
Oh, yeah. skiers.
Apologies to all the members who are part-time skiers. Tell me, does your IQ drop when you strap on the skis?