Donutz

I know this is over-generalizing and we're all enjoying the mountain yadda yadda yadda, but some days I just wish I had my two-handed sword on me and I could cut a swath of skiers. Grrrrrrr.

Started first thing in the morning, going down Unicorn (black diamond run for those who don't know Seymour). There was a gaggle of skiers ahead of me going back and forth using up the entire run as skiers do. I cursed them soundly as I passed each one, until there was only one ahead of me. So we come around the corner, ahead is the part of the run where it narrows down right at a roller. And right on the top of that roller are five....... skiers. Side by side by side by side. Only one small space left on the far right. Me and the lone skier head for the open spot. He gets there first. AND STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I rammed him. Honestly, I couldn't stop, and honestly according to the Alpine code it was my fault.

I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!! WHAT KIND OF BRAIN-DEAD SHIT-HEADED PEA-BRAINED MOUTH-BREATHING ASS-HATS THINK IT'S OK TO PARK ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RUN SO NO ONE CAN GET THROUGH?????

Oh, yeah. skiers.

Apologies to all the members who are part-time skiers. Tell me, does your IQ drop when you strap on the skis?

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AcroPhile

I nominate this for quote of the week. In fact, I may have to make this my signature. LOL

Argo

I'll spray the shit out of them, slowing me down, the push/Ollie my way over their skis between them. If they wanna say shit they can see me at the bottom. That line bullsit pisses me off....

slyder

I guess sometimes being on a small hill isn't so bad...

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Argo

It really only happens on the super busy weekends.... Over Christmas for instance. When they are lined up like ducklings on the hill coming down I'll buzz them at a safe distance.... It's funny doing in on a blue or black just to rub it in that they suck....

gchyld308

I hate the line! I also hate when they decide that turning 3/4 of the run just isn't fun enough so they decide to use the whole run. And it's always on the blacks that you want to bomb.

Sick-Pow

So, you ram him, then what?

BurtonAvenger

Am I the only one that just rides over the top of their skis and doesn't care?

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Argo

Nah, my boy does too....

BurtonAvenger

He's lucky he can play dumb and ignorant to them at his age. I miss those days.

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