Song for all husbands and boyfriends - Snowboarding Forum

**Donutz** · 03-23-2012, 10:53 AM

I wrote this on my Whistler trip (you can guess why). Posted it in my trip report, but I figured I'd give it a thread. Feel free to add verses.

Sung to the tune of "Rawhide".

Waiting, waiting, waiting,
Though the light's abating,
Keep the hubby waiting,
my bride!

Through makeup, prep and dressing,
with my mind she's messing,
Wishing that she would move her hide.
All the things I'm missing,
To be up there I'm wishing,
Instead, I'm waiting for my bride.

Move your ass, get it done,
Put it on, leave it here,
You look fine, check the time,
my bride,
It's ok, you're not fat,
That'll do, just wear that,
Let's go now, get some pow,
my briiiiiiiiiiiiide.

NWBoarder · 03-23-2012, 12:16 PM

Bwhahahahahahaha! That is the best damn song ever when waiting for a woman! Lol!

SnowMotion · 03-23-2012, 12:22 PM

Sorry My wife can gear up faster than me and she will also cancel date night for a pow day.

GOD I LOVE HER!

LuckyRVA · 03-23-2012, 01:24 PM

brilliant!

Rider161 · 03-23-2012, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowMotion

Sorry My wife can gear up faster than me and she will also cancel date night for a pow day.

GOD I LOVE HER!

^ My wife is the same way ^.^ oh how some of us are lucky

**Donutz** · 03-23-2012, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowMotion

Sorry My wife can gear up faster than me and she will also cancel date night for a pow day.

Is that even possible???? Do you live in some weird parallel universe?

threej21 · 03-23-2012, 05:15 PM

sorry donutz, but I too have been blessed with a wifee like above as well...shes up before me, loads the car, and gets mad if im not ready in time, we also just spent valentines day boarding, her birthday gift was a board, and last year it was a wakeboard and she couldnt be happier

IdahoFreshies · 03-23-2012, 08:51 PM

thats pretty great! you must have been standin around for a while.

Sick-Pow · 03-23-2012, 10:45 PM

Some people, regardless of male or female are straight up Laggers. They lag behind everywhere. I made a sticker for touring which I stole from the Golf business,, I stick it on my back, "keep up and shut up". The guides at Silverton were all over it, saying they need it for the flatlanders.

chomps1211 · 03-24-2012, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowMotion

Sorry My wife can gear up faster than me and she will also cancel date night for a pow day.

GOD I LOVE HER!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider161

^ My wife is the same way ^.^ oh how some of us are lucky

Quote:

Originally Posted by threej21

sorry donutz, but I too have been blessed with a wifee like above as well...shes up before me, loads the car, and gets mad if im not ready in time, we also just spent valentines day boarding, her birthday gift was a board, and last year it was a wakeboard and she couldnt be happier

OMG!!! Somebody PLEASE,... tell me where I can hook up with a babe like THAT!!!!

(...the song is the "AWESOME" BTW!!!)

03-23-2012, 10:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Donutz Drunk with power...er beer. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 3,662 Blog Entries: 176	Song for all husbands and boyfriends I wrote this on my Whistler trip (you can guess why). Posted it in my trip report, but I figured I'd give it a thread. Feel free to add verses. Sung to the tune of "Rawhide". Waiting, waiting, waiting, Though the light's abating, Keep the hubby waiting, my bride! Through makeup, prep and dressing, with my mind she's messing, Wishing that she would move her hide. All the things I'm missing, To be up there I'm wishing, Instead, I'm waiting for my bride. Move your ass, get it done, Put it on, leave it here, You look fine, check the time, my bride, It's ok, you're not fat, That'll do, just wear that, Let's go now, get some pow, my briiiiiiiiiiiiide. __________________ Illegitimi non carborundum Mountain Days: 30

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03-23-2012, 12:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
SnowMotion Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 224	Sorry My wife can gear up faster than me and she will also cancel date night for a pow day. GOD I LOVE HER!

03-23-2012, 01:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
LuckyRVA Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,097	brilliant!

03-23-2012, 05:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
threej21 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: GA Posts: 430	sorry donutz, but I too have been blessed with a wifee like above as well...shes up before me, loads the car, and gets mad if im not ready in time, we also just spent valentines day boarding, her birthday gift was a board, and last year it was a wakeboard and she couldnt be happier

03-23-2012, 10:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sick-Pow Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,229	Some people, regardless of male or female are straight up Laggers. They lag behind everywhere. I made a sticker for touring which I stole from the Golf business,, I stick it on my back, "keep up and shut up". The guides at Silverton were all over it, saying they need it for the flatlanders.