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Frozen · 08-18-2012, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by C.B.

I live in grand rapids. I've only seen a couple around here, but I spend a lot of time over in the Grand Marais area where you see them a lot more often.

Oh shit! I do too. So you must ride at lutsen. Dude we should think about carpooling this winter. I'm legit and wont turn you into a lampshade if you are worried.

BurtonAvenger · 08-18-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frozen

Oh shit! I do too. So you must ride at lutsen. Dude we should think about carpooling this winter. I'm legit and wont turn you into a lampshade if you are worried. Sodomy on the other hand now that might happen.

Fixed to be accurate.

2hipp4u · 08-18-2012, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger

Fixed to be accurate.

Fucking priceless

ColoRADical · 08-18-2012, 11:48 PM

Plenty of people in Wisconsin died from hitting deer. I heard a story about a guy that hit one on a snowmobile and the deer's leg bone impaled him through the forehead.

Frozen · 08-19-2012, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger

Fixed to be accurate.

Hahahaha! Might happen? Fucking WILL happen. *Begins air humping.* In all honesty though I'd be down for sharing a ride. It's like 3 hours from grand rapids to Lutsen and the drive is boring as fuck.

ThunderChunky · 08-19-2012, 07:14 PM

There is quite a few bear around Western New York too. People in Buffalo have started hitting them too.

Deer on the other hand. Those fuckers are everywhere. You can't go a year without hitting one around here. My neighbor died hitting one. Jumped and went through the windshield. Kicked him to death and jumped out the back window.

jdang307 · 08-19-2012, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Snowolf

Now granted, he actually hit 4 of the fuckers, but here is story out of central Oregon where the semi hit just 1 cow:

Semi hauling beef hits cow, catches fire | Local & Regional News | KPIC CBS 4 - News, Weather and Sports - Roseburg, OR

In both cases, the impact with a cow so damaged the front suspension, that the rigs lost all steering control. The tanker flipped and the other semi veered into oncoming traffic. If a cow will cause that much damage to the front suspension of a semi, your pick em truck is toast.

On that second story, the semi that hit the cow, was transporting frozen beef????

Doesn't get more fucking poetic than that eh? Freedom Fighter Cow

irrballsac · 08-20-2012, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jdang307

On that second story, the semi that hit the cow, was transporting frozen beef????

Doesn't get more fucking poetic than that eh? Freedom Fighter Cow

Haha, I was thinking this too, That and if you can imagine how the fire smelled once you got past the hot metal, and rubber... it could have smelled like heaven.......

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08-18-2012, 11:48 PM	#24 (permalink)
ColoRADical Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 119	Plenty of people in Wisconsin died from hitting deer. I heard a story about a guy that hit one on a snowmobile and the deer's leg bone impaled him through the forehead.