timmytard

Only problem is the fuckin' Zamboni guys @ my skating rink are fuckin' idiots, no joke I think one of them is a retard!!

I went to the rink & out back there was lots of snow & a big hill, but the retards phoned the cops on me.
On a side note, the cops don't like me. I have an assault causing bodily harm charge from a long time ago, plus I'm very argumentative, especially if I believe I'm right. When the cops got there they were fuckin' dicks.

They said I wasn't aloud to be there. Where I was, was a public pathway that connects a high school & the rink. While they were harassing me about 50 people walked down the trail. I said "So everyone else in the world can be here, just not me?" They replied "yes".

They said if I come there again they are just going to make me leave again.
To me this says, I'm allowed to be there. If I wasn't they would arrest me.

While I was arguing with the pigs, one of the Zamboni drivers came up all smug & was like "Ya that's the guy, that's him" Like he was ID-ing a murderer or something, then out of know where buddy says "You know you can't eat that snow" To which I reply "Hello you fucking retard, does it look like I'm eating a fuckin' snow cone" Even the pigs laughed, but only for a second then they were dicks again.

They made me leave, cocksuckers.

I live by the philosophy of the great "Eric Cartman" in which "whateva, I do want I want."

So I went back there last night @ about 1 AM, it's still not finished but I'm close, all I need to do is spread some snow around. One of the stupid Zamboni drivers seen me, so I had to leave. I knew the pigs were going to be there shortly.

Tonight should be the test flight. I took some video, but it's super dark & I don't think you can tell what's what.

I haven't looked @ it yet. I'll update it shortly.

TT

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ShredLife

holy fuck dude you truly are retarded. this sounds like some shit i've had done in middle school.

by highschool i was smart enough to know that you drive a couple of trucks there, load them with snow, and take it to your own private location where ramp/rail is setup and shred in peace.

Canadian cops must be so fucking bored that this is like a wet dream to them... i bet there aren't as many skaters to fuck with nowadays with skateparks all over the fucking place.


timmy, you are a tard.

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snowklinger

seems like another good spot for

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ShredLife

oh man, every time it snows my dick takes a beating with this shit!

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timmytard

Originally that was the plan, to take the snow & go, but after walking around a bit, I found an abandoned Satellite dish buried under a mountain of prickle bushes. It's about 10-12 feet across. I just sold my truck & I can't fit it in my new car.

That's why I'm doing it there!

I'm uploading a video of what I have done so far. If you have the skills to ride it, you'll be jealous. Cause it looks sweet.
The vid should be ready in about 1/2 an hour.

Do you have a seasons pass to anywhere shedhead? I do, & I got mine for free, not bad for a retard, eh!

TT

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ShredLife

what'd you do, clip a bunch of coupons for it? how'd you get it for free?

i'll have a pass this year, yes - but i will have to buy it, i conceed.


wait a minute - did you get it for free BECAUSE you are retard?? like one of those adaptive riding programs for mongoloids?

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LuckyRVA

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timmytard

Nope, I may be retarded, but it looks like i might be a little smarter than you!

Does your mtn have group specials/corporate discounts? Mine does, if you get a group of 20 people to buy a seasons pass the 21st is free.

So far me & a buddy have sold 47, so we both got ours for free.
We managed to sell that many in just under 2 weeks, 13 days to be exact.
There is still more than 3 weeks remaining. Pretty fuckin' good if you ask me, 13 more & we'll have another free one.

It's fucking easy to sell them too, just join a few forums & ski clubs.
All the people I hit up to buy one were all ready going to buy one, so giving them the option of saving $240 off something they were going to buy anyway. No brainer.

Not bad for a retard eh!!

TT

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pdxrealtor

Holy fuck dude... I don't know you, and I try not to put people down. But I have no fucking idea what the hell this thread is about.

I honestly gave up reading half way past the first post because I was laughing so hard at how much sense it did not make.

Really... from the heart bro..... I hope you accomplish your goal.

ShredLife

its not a bad idea, so props for thinking it up and getting it done. i would hesitate in calling it "free" because you ARE doing work to accomplish it.

there may very well be something like that for mt hood, but i'm really not willing to do the work to get 20 people on board just so i can save $500, but to each his own i suppose.

but hat's off to ya TIMMAH!! nice lil scam you got going there.

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