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Old 10-03-2012, 07:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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A complete lack of robotic sex gnargoyles in the terranium park for me to love fist. Get on it I want some fucking robot sex slaves!
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:09 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:55 PM   #23 (permalink)
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GODDAMMN YOU!!!! I only just managed to get my monitor clean from when I saw the Video posted for "Cross Country Snowboarding! "Phlat"!!!

NOW I have to clean off all the shit I spit all over my monitor when I saw your "Rubber Sealed Goggles"!!!

(...I need to stop checking this forum while I'm eating!!!!) :-/

Now if you'll excuse me,.. I'm going to go and work on evening out my "Skootch Leg"!!!!
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Ah the skootch! "You slide off the lift and a sport is born" Be sure to check " Aggressive walking" too.

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GODDAMMN YOU!!!! I only just managed to get my monitor clean from when I saw the Video posted for "Cross Country Snowboarding! "Phlat"!!!

NOW I have to clean off all the shit I spit all over my monitor when I saw your "Rubber Sealed Goggles"!!!

(...I need to stop checking this forum while I'm eating!!!!) :-/

Now if you'll excuse me,.. I'm going to go and work on evening out my "Skootch Leg"!!!!
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Find a way to eliminate heel lift altogether and I'll purchase the product
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:47 PM   #26 (permalink)
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A complete lack of robotic sex gnargoyles in the terranium park for me to love fist. Get on it I want some fucking robot sex slaves!
I am waiting for some tranny robot sex slaves to go all i.Robot on Avran, bend him over a rail and have their way with him...
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:50 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Find a way to eliminate heel lift altogether and I'll purchase the product
Along with eliminating heel lift, could you find a way to attach a frickin lazer beam to the front and back. That'll help burn a path through the pow
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:47 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Bar none, the biggest issue with snowboarding is its brand which represents immature douche bags. Its cool to hate the big brands and love the little ones for no other reason then because if something isnt main stream automatically makes it better. Nothing more.

Wearing ridicules cloths instead of good looking functional cloths to make some sort of "im a stoner, life is only about snowboarding and I live in my moms basement" look. Siiick?

So yea...the biggest problem with snowboarding IMO are 99.99% of snowboarders.

fix that
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:28 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Lack of enough snow, lack of steepness, lack of slope length...

We need a MC Esher continous ski/snowboard mtn in every back yard.

Then we could do away with lifts, lift lines, lift tickets, the flats and just a host of pita's
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