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Old 10-23-2012, 06:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How to be a "Snowboarding Pro"

So I was pretty bored and randomly decided to google "I just want to snowboard" because well... I'm tired of the 70 degree weather out here in MA. Well anyway, I stumbled onto this in the search results and thought ya'll might get a laugh out of it like I did.

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Old 10-23-2012, 08:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Should be renamed, "Lodge pimpin like a boss."
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How to convince everyone you are a gaper.
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"7 tips on how to get a snowball in the face". I absolutely confident no one on this forum falls into this category . Nobody likes a poser, if your new to the sport that's cool, we all were at one time. Just don't try to be something your not or expect harsh verbal tongue lashings and plenty of physical and emotional embarrassment at your expense.
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"Be prepared, if people find out you aren't a pro, to be called a tool, loser, or any bad names. As with all verbal abuse, try to ignore them as best you can"

I'm pretty sure if someone is walking, talking and wearing shit like this guy said to do your gonna be called a tool even before you pick up a board...
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Sounds exactly like a lot of the people i used to see back when i played paintball. Young teenagers would show up with the newest gun, pants and jersey from the same brand (smartparts or planet eclipse usually) that mommy and daddy bought them for Christmas, and then get dominated on the field by an experienced player. Was funny to see them blame their $1200+ marker for getting bunkered.
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Errrryone knows that the pros have to practice switch 50-50s. Haha.
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Old 10-28-2012, 01:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I feel like I should pull a toenail off or something as punishment, for forcing my brain through that..
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