How to be a "Snowboarding Pro" - Snowboarding Forum

areveruz · 10-23-2012, 05:42 PM

So I was pretty bored and randomly decided to google "I just want to snowboard" because well... I'm tired of the 70 degree weather out here in MA. Well anyway, I stumbled onto this in the search results and thought ya'll might get a laugh out of it like I did.

How to Act Like a Snowboarding Pro: 7 steps - wikiHow

digZ · 10-23-2012, 07:34 PM

Should be renamed, "Lodge pimpin like a boss."

AWNOW · 10-25-2012, 12:38 PM

How to convince everyone you are a gaper.

DirtyD27 · 10-25-2012, 01:34 PM

"7 tips on how to get a snowball in the face". I absolutely confident no one on this forum falls into this category

. Nobody likes a poser, if your new to the sport that's cool, we all were at one time. Just don't try to be something your not or expect harsh verbal tongue lashings and plenty of physical and emotional embarrassment at your expense.

Dysantic · 10-25-2012, 02:23 PM

"Be prepared, if people find out you aren't a pro, to be called a tool, loser, or any bad names. As with all verbal abuse, try to ignore them as best you can"

I'm pretty sure if someone is walking, talking and wearing shit like this guy said to do your gonna be called a tool even before you pick up a board...

Whoracle · 10-25-2012, 03:19 PM

Sounds exactly like a lot of the people i used to see back when i played paintball. Young teenagers would show up with the newest gun, pants and jersey from the same brand (smartparts or planet eclipse usually) that mommy and daddy bought them for Christmas, and then get dominated on the field by an experienced player. Was funny to see them blame their $1200+ marker for getting bunkered.

wrathfuldeity · 10-25-2012, 03:22 PM

"Thanks to all authors for creating a page that has been read 17,492 times.

Was this article accurate?"

Edge · 10-25-2012, 03:23 PM

Errrryone knows that the pros have to practice switch 50-50s. Haha.

Sincraft · 10-28-2012, 12:56 AM

I feel like I should pull a toenail off or something as punishment, for forcing my brain through that..

10-23-2012, 05:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
areveruz Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Fitchburg, MA Posts: 120	How to be a "Snowboarding Pro" So I was pretty bored and randomly decided to google "I just want to snowboard" because well... I'm tired of the 70 degree weather out here in MA. Well anyway, I stumbled onto this in the search results and thought ya'll might get a laugh out of it like I did. How to Act Like a Snowboarding Pro: 7 steps - wikiHow

10-25-2012, 01:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
DirtyD27 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Port Orchard, WA Posts: 69	"7 tips on how to get a snowball in the face". I absolutely confident no one on this forum falls into this category . Nobody likes a poser, if your new to the sport that's cool, we all were at one time. Just don't try to be something your not or expect harsh verbal tongue lashings and plenty of physical and emotional embarrassment at your expense. __________________ Steezy fo'Sheezy My rides 2012 NS Legacy 163. 2013 NS Brothers in Arms Cobra 163.

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wrathfuldeity Resident poet Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bham Posts: 2,701	"Thanks to all authors for creating a page that has been read 17,492 times. Was this article accurate?" __________________

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10-23-2012, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
digZ Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 87	Should be renamed, "Lodge pimpin like a boss."

10-25-2012, 12:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
AWNOW Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 703	How to convince everyone you are a gaper.

10-25-2012, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dysantic Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Whistler Posts: 73	"Be prepared, if people find out you aren't a pro, to be called a tool, loser, or any bad names. As with all verbal abuse, try to ignore them as best you can" I'm pretty sure if someone is walking, talking and wearing shit like this guy said to do your gonna be called a tool even before you pick up a board...

10-25-2012, 03:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Whoracle Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 126	Sounds exactly like a lot of the people i used to see back when i played paintball. Young teenagers would show up with the newest gun, pants and jersey from the same brand (smartparts or planet eclipse usually) that mommy and daddy bought them for Christmas, and then get dominated on the field by an experienced player. Was funny to see them blame their $1200+ marker for getting bunkered.

10-25-2012, 03:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Edge Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 185	Errrryone knows that the pros have to practice switch 50-50s. Haha.

10-28-2012, 12:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sincraft Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 294	I feel like I should pull a toenail off or something as punishment, for forcing my brain through that..