Snowboard Thief ousted- Gunnar Thorngren - Page 3 - Snowboarding Forum

Sassicaia · 11-24-2012, 11:32 AM

post the pics and story on thedirty.com

Gdog42 · 11-24-2012, 11:37 AM

My snowboard is my most prized possession. It's my dream car, my true pride and joy.
And if some asshole was to try to steel my baby one day... I'd go Liam Neeson on his ass!
I'd call him: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL..." I'd chase him down and find out who he is, where he lives, and how to get to him. At 3:00 AM I'd break into his house..."WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER?! (board)". I'd find that he handed it to a bunch of rich gangsters who are trying to auction it for their own use! They'd then capture me and try to kill me, but I'd escape and take 'em out...I'd then find my board leaving on a boat. I'd jump on the boat, take down the gangster criminal running this whole operation and take back my snowboard!

And then a few years later they'd take my board again in an epic sequel, in which I would again kick their asses (hopefully for good this time) and take back my beloved board.

What would I do then? I'd go snowboarding, of course!

ComeBack_Kid · 11-24-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gdog42

My snowboard is my most prized possession. It's my dream car, my true pride and joy.
And if some asshole was to try to steel my baby one day... I'd go Liam Neeson on his ass!
I'd call him: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL..." I'd chase him down and find out who he is, where he lives, and how to get to him. At 3:00 AM I'd break into his house..."WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER?! (board)". I'd find that he handed it to a bunch of rich gangsters who are trying to auction it for their own use! They'd then capture me and try to kill me, but I'd escape and take 'em out...I'd then find my board leaving on a boat. I'd jump on the boat, take down the gangster criminal running this whole operation and take back my snowboard!

And then a few years later they'd take my board again in an epic sequel, in which I would again kick their asses (hopefully for good this time) and take back my beloved board.

What would I do then? I'd go snowboarding, of course!

cool story bro.

BurtonAvenger · 11-24-2012, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gdog42

I bought a helmet from the Christy Sports website last year. The image was in dark gray but I go tit in a weird tan color. When I tried to return it, the kid on the live chat was being a real bitch about it and was really rude. I wonder if this asshole was the guy. I returned the helmet eventually and bought it in the correct color from another website, but man, they were douches at Christy Sports.

No you dealt with their corporate D bags in Dillon CO completely different location. More than likely this kid works in rental land.

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Originally Posted by Gdog42

My snowboard is my most prized possession. It's my dream car, my true pride and joy.
And if some asshole was to try to steel my baby one day... I'd go Liam Neeson on his ass!
I'd call him: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL..." I'd chase him down and find out who he is, where he lives, and how to get to him. At 3:00 AM I'd break into his house..."WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER?! (board)". I'd find that he handed it to a bunch of rich gangsters who are trying to auction it for their own use! They'd then capture me and try to kill me, but I'd escape and take 'em out...I'd then find my board leaving on a boat. I'd jump on the boat, take down the gangster criminal running this whole operation and take back my snowboard!

And then a few years later they'd take my board again in an epic sequel, in which I would again kick their asses (hopefully for good this time) and take back my beloved board.

What would I do then? I'd go snowboarding, of course!

So all I got out of this is you're 15 years old.

Powhound97 · 11-24-2012, 06:46 PM

I look at that kid and think tool!
Like seriously....if someone takes my board i'll hunt them down!

Glad the tool got caught! Maybe he'll get bitch-a-fied in jail.

poutanen · 11-24-2012, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Donutz

Like being forced to live with a girl for 4 years?

I said suitable punishment, not the death penalty!!!

Gdog42 · 11-24-2012, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger

No you dealt with their corporate D bags in Dillon CO completely different location. More than likely this kid works in rental land.

Yeah, you're probably right.

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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger

So all I got out of this is you're 15 years old.

Close... I'm 27.

AAA · 11-25-2012, 09:05 AM

What a dirtbag. Punks like that are an aggravating reminder to lock up your gear.

faridk89 · 11-25-2012, 09:57 AM

Some of you guys are saying he's only 18 and maybe he'll learn his lesson... I don't think he will, I'm more of a believer in if ur a piece of shit at 18... ur probably a piece of shit at 24...

Wish he took my board, would of been a nice ass beating followed by some bowl movements in his direction

bpowder · 11-25-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by faridk89

Some of you guys are saying he's only 18 and maybe he'll learn his lesson... I don't think he will, I'm more of a believer in if ur a piece of shit at 18... ur probably a piece of shit at 24...

word. you can learn a lesson after getting caught by stealing snickers or beer from the shop or doing some other small mistake. there shouldn't be a place for douches in snowboarding world, no mercy for them

i read the previous thread about that stolen board, news that this jerk got caught made my day so much better

11-24-2012, 11:37 AM	#22 (permalink)
Gdog42 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MI Posts: 405	My snowboard is my most prized possession. It's my dream car, my true pride and joy. And if some asshole was to try to steel my baby one day... I'd go Liam Neeson on his ass! I'd call him: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL..." I'd chase him down and find out who he is, where he lives, and how to get to him. At 3:00 AM I'd break into his house..."WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER?! (board)". I'd find that he handed it to a bunch of rich gangsters who are trying to auction it for their own use! They'd then capture me and try to kill me, but I'd escape and take 'em out...I'd then find my board leaving on a boat. I'd jump on the boat, take down the gangster criminal running this whole operation and take back my snowboard! And then a few years later they'd take my board again in an epic sequel, in which I would again kick their asses (hopefully for good this time) and take back my beloved board. What would I do then? I'd go snowboarding, of course! __________________ This is a tasty burger. Last edited by Gdog42; 11-24-2012 at 11:41 AM.

11-25-2012, 09:57 AM	#29 (permalink)
faridk89 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 117	Some of you guys are saying he's only 18 and maybe he'll learn his lesson... I don't think he will, I'm more of a believer in if ur a piece of shit at 18... ur probably a piece of shit at 24... Wish he took my board, would of been a nice ass beating followed by some bowl movements in his direction __________________ Board: 2012 DC Devun Walsh Bindings: 2012 Rome 390 Boss Boots: 2012 ThirtyTwo Lashed

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11-24-2012, 11:32 AM	#21 (permalink)
Sassicaia -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 509	post the pics and story on thedirty.com

11-24-2012, 06:46 PM	#25 (permalink)
Powhound97 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: washington state Posts: 148	I look at that kid and think tool! Like seriously....if someone takes my board i'll hunt them down! Glad the tool got caught! Maybe he'll get bitch-a-fied in jail.

11-25-2012, 09:05 AM	#28 (permalink)
AAA Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 380	What a dirtbag. Punks like that are an aggravating reminder to lock up your gear.