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Powhound97 12-01-2012 02:29 AM

Biology exam - funny
 
> >Subject:Biology Exam
> >Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last
> >question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70
> >points or none at all.
> >>
> >>One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He
> >wrote:
> >>
> >>1) It is perfect formula for the child.
> >>2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
> >>3) It is always the right temperature.
> >>4) It is inexpensive.
> >>5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
> >>6) It is always available as needed.
> >>
> >>And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell
> >>rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
> >>
> >>7) It comes in two attractive containers, it's fresher and it's high enough off
> >>the ground where the cat can't get it.
> >>
> >>He got an A.




Thought I would share!!

NWBoarder 12-01-2012 12:09 PM

That's a pretty good one. :laugh:

Powhound97 12-02-2012 02:21 AM

Thanks :thumbup:

ComeBack_Kid 12-03-2012 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powhound97 (Post 545981)
> >Subject:Biology Exam
> >Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last
> >question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70
> >points or none at all.
> >>
> >>One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He
> >wrote:
> >>
> >>1) It is perfect formula for the child.
> >>2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
> >>3) It is always the right temperature.
> >>4) It is inexpensive.
> >>5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
> >>6) It is always available as needed.
> >>
> >>And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell
> >>rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
> >>
> >>7) It comes in two attractive containers, it's fresher and it's high enough off
> >>the ground where the cat can't get it.
> >>
> >>He got an A.

Thought I would share!!

You are legitimately retarded, aren't you?

Powhound97 12-04-2012 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ComeBack_Kid (Post 546803)
You are legitimately retarded, aren't you?

You're legitimately a loser, aren't you?

What are you like 10? You're name says it all, KID!
Like I said before, you wanna talk shit
Give me you're address and ill come to you so can talk shit to my face
Then we will see if sitting behind you're computer protects you!

And also, when you go to reply
Put it up you're ass, like seriously
No one wants to see you're mindless drivel


Here's a little something my mom used to say:
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all

And keep comments about my mom to yourself, it's just going to make you look even like more of a loser.

ComeBack_Kid 12-04-2012 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powhound97 (Post 547399)
You're legitimately a loser, aren't you?

What are you like 10? You're name says it all, KID!
Like I said before, you wanna talk shit
Give me you're address and ill come to you so can talk shit to my face
Then we will see if sitting behind you're computer protects you!

Christ, you just can't get any more pathetic, can you? It's like a bunch of vagrants splooged FAIL all over you and you just can't wipe it off.

ComeBack_Kid 12-04-2012 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powhound97 (Post 547399)
You're legitimately a loser, aren't you?

What are you like 10? You're name says it all, KID!
Like I said before, you wanna talk shit
Give me you're address and ill come to you so can talk shit to my face
Then we will see if sitting behind you're computer protects you!

And also, when you go to reply
Put it up you're ass, like seriously
No one wants to see you're mindless drivel


Here's a little something my mom used to say:
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all

And keep comments about my mom to yourself, it's just going to make you look even like more of a loser.

Hahaha why do you you keep ninja-editing your response? Still trying to come up with an insult to make you feel better? Do you feel like you got it right this time? Good job, dipshit.

For the record, I would never say anything negative about your mother. Without her taking a load from a homeless guy, you wouldn't be around to entertain us all.

Powhound97 12-04-2012 01:14 AM

For the record, my dad isn't a homeless guy.
I edited it because I wanted to, not because I wanna make myself feel better, maybe if you weren't so fucking slow you would have seen I'd edited my original post..

Seriously, I'm done here
You're a piece of shit.

ComeBack_Kid 12-04-2012 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powhound97 (Post 547415)
For the record, my dad isn't a homeless guy.
I edited it because I wanted to, not because I wanna make myself feel better, maybe if you weren't so fucking slow you would have seen I'd edited my original post..

Seriously, I'm done here
You're a piece of shit.

Wow, after sending me all those tough guy PMs, you're tapping out? You're an even bigger bitch than I thought.
By the way, you're REAL father is a homeless guy.


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