BurtonAvenger

Someone is seriously upset I told them the solution to their mediocre life was killing themselves. Don't get so bent over the fact you suck as a writer, your presentation of the sale of your product sucks, you're marketing tactic offers nothing to anyone, and all in all you're jealous of those that have done more in their 30 years because they didn't have to travel off to find themselves and leave some shit legacy behind.

And yes I don't have time to read your crap because I'm too busy writing crap for the couple million people that read what I write yearly.

As mentioned it sucks to suck chief. Keep crying over the fact no one here cares about you.

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ShredLife

this fucktard doesn't know what a paragraph is. that shit is unreadable.

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get the hell off my lawn.

BurtonAvenger

For someone that is English it's sad he can't comprehend the language.

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ChaletBoy1980

Lol I have no beef about what anyone here thinks of me, it's all good! And I'm impressed by the numbers who read your stuff but then if you have nearly 7,500 posts of mindless drivel on this site and god knows how many of other sites its no wonder they are so high. Is that the sort of stuff you think about when you're home alone with a box of tissues?

Your appraisal of my life as mediocre life makes me laugh given that I have most likely seen and done more things in my 32 years than you will do sitting down in that dark basement with two or more computer screens downloading as much porn as possible and feeling awesome about slating and judging other people because you're so embarrassed by your own pathetic situation. I feel bad for you dude, feeling so superior about yourself when you most likely have never even left your country, probably even your state. There's a big world out there - turn off the computer, chill the f*ck out and go and see some of it!

mixie

if that was true, you'd have stopped posting like yesterday.


jesus did you blatantly plagiarize that from some other forum? The "you're a retard who lives in your parents basement and beats off all day" insult is just tired. Can you try a little harder?

Seriously, if you can't do better than I sure as hell ain't reading your book and no one else should either. And this is coming from someone who volunteers their time working at an indie publishing house. I help produce audio books in my spare time to help people like you and I am not impressed.

Even if BA is some loser doing nothing but whacking off to donkey porn (like there's something wrong with that?) his posts are infinitely more enjoyable to read then yours.

^^^^ can't be said enough!

and thanks for the entertainment. I really don't want to be at work today but this is helping. and oh yeah, I get royalties on books I've 'donated' my time to...can I start pasting links in here? I mean I really need that fitty cents...lol

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ComeBack_Kid

Dude- Your writing is terrible and you joined the forum just to spam your awful book, so you got called out on it. Acting like a butthurt crybaby isn't changing anyone's mind, especially when you don't address any of BA's entirely valid points and just repeat "hurr durr you have lots of posts, you must be a loser" over and over.

Go pimp your shitty ebook somewhere else. No one here cares.

ComeBack_Kid

I also just noticed the link you posted is an affiliate link. How sad is your life that you have to resort to cookie-stuffing on forums too?

ChaletBoy1980

I literally don't even know what that means. And proud of it.

As I've said, read the book, don't read the book - I'm really not fussed. What worries me more is the level of ferocity and anger you lot feel towards something so very little! At the end of the day I'm a grown man who can very easily brush this sort of thing off from people very happy to hide behind computer screens laughing at their own insults and giving themselves a hearty pat on the back for every new one they come up with as their ego is boosted by their soaring post rate.

I received a PM from a 12 year old kid yesterday who had been on the receiving end of a similar pack-like written assault merely for starting a new thread about a new pair of goggles he had gotten and wanted to share how stoked he was with like-minded people! He got well and truly slated for it and I'm guessing that none of the idiots that took part even once thought about how old he might be or how those comments might affect someone of that age. Isn't the point of forums exactly that, for folk like him to come on and chat about his passion with those who share it rather than having to fend off people like you guys who for some reason take such extreme offence to a post about a pair of goggles?

The thing that got me the most about the PM, though, was that the kid was asking me to stick around and contribute to the board in the future. He, a 12 year old boy who you had all rounded on, was mature enough to see past all that and still maintained that people, for the most part on here, are nice. I'm sure I'll get some filth-laden response which, once again, showcases the socio-economic level of some of the folk we are dealing with on here but hopefully it might encourage some of you to relax a little bit... If the mods or admin are reading this - maybe its time to have a word before the site ends up on the news as another story of some poor little kid getting driven to doing something drastic over comments made by some self-righteous, small-dicked prick like BA!

Donutz

For the record, the reaction of the membership is a far better (and more entertaining) disincentive than some mod deleting a thread. We get too much of this first-post-buy-my-whatzit, and most perps are shocked at the reaction as if they're the first person who thought to do this.

Your ebook is at least nominally related to snowboarding so the reaction has been relatively civilized. Believe it or not.

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ComeBack_Kid

It's crazy... all that typing and you still haven't come up with a single sentence with any merit.

Let's get this straight:

*You "don't care at all" what anyone thinks, yet you now have more than a dozen posts over several days endlessly replying to every post in this thread and begging for attention and approval from strangers.

*You've decided that because no one appreciates you spamming this forum or your awful ebook that everyone else is in the wrong.

*You think everyone who doesn't praise your horrendous writing is a cyberbully who will just write another "filth-laden post", yet in the same post you call someone a "small-dicked prick" and insinuate that a 12-year old child is going to do something violent all because a thread about goggles didn't go the way he wanted...

You have a pretty warped view of reality, which is why I assume you thought your poorly written book with the worthless premise was worth mentioning at all. Either way, keep going. Your bullshit righteous indignation is fun to watch.