TorpedoVegas

Maybe you can write a sequel called:

Forum Bitch - A Diary of My First Post at Snowboardingforum.com

ComeBack_Kid

Shiiiit I'd be angry if I had a down-syndrome-y face too. Sorry about them genetics Andy.

ChaletBoy1980

Now that actually was pretty funny!

Jed

Translation: You aim for short term gain and don't give a crap about the long term results.

You are everything I hated about working in corporate marketing, too short sighted to see that the long term results could be 100 times better if there was actual focus on relationships instead of getting a short term ROI.

Even off the top of my head I bet you'd have gotten 10 times more sales by giving away free copies of the book initially and using that to build up goodwill and good reviews.

Then you could leverage that into an audience that actually cares about what you write and you could get your book on snowboard blogs with real influence because they see that you're part of the community.

But all of this also assumes your book doesn't suck and I have no idea how your book reads since I tried to read the preview and got annoyed at your lack of proper paragraphs.

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ChaletBoy1980

Actually bud it's called a hare lip and cleft palate but nice work regardless! You just got to work with what you're given I guess! Lets see a photo of your beautiful face...

ComeBack_Kid

Actually I was talking about your general ugliness, giant fivehead, receding hairline, horse-face, and droopy eyes... not unlike Sloth from The Goonies actually. But yeah, hare lip and cleft palate too.

mhaas

Have a seat... Im Chris Hansen....

This thread is hilarious.

... says the guy who is still drifting around at 31.

I love how Europeans think they are hot shit because they travel "abroad"

If The US wasnt so big, diverse and and F'n awesome, my passport would be as worn as you wannabe high coulture jamokes. Congratulations you drove 100 miles and got a new stamp in your diary.

As for the twelve year old kid. Tough shit. The internet is a wild place. If you dont want a handy from a tranny, then dont go to a truckstop strip club.
I saw some things on the internet I cant unsee when I was twelve. The kid will be fine.

ChaletBoy1980

And yet your mum still sucked me off.... (I'll call that as lame before anyone else does, I just love 'your mum' stuff)

Still waiting on your pic though, handsome.

ChaletBoy1980

Dude I ain't drifting - I'm currently sat in my office in Melbourne where I live now. Pretty long drift from London! I don't think I'm 'hot shit' for doing it - I just get a kick out of seeing new places and experiencing new things. I totally agree with you on the US being awesome - I'm out there for 3 months next year and I would love to meet up with every single one of you.

Also, did you mean high couture or high culture because you seem to have invented a word there, genius.

ARSENALFAN

Fuck man. This guy is going to suck on the end of a shotgun if you keep it up. He didn't rape your mother! I didn't see a fucking thing when I looked at his photo yesterday, but then again, I didn't have my dick in my hand