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Teleskiers are special....

Today was coming down a decently crowded blue with evenly spaced skiers lined up like 4 or 5 of em all going the same speed doing turns across the whole run..so as I get to the most uphill guy (captain TELE), I do one of those turns u can accelerate out of so that I can begin to whip around this group (trying to gauge their speed/turns to avoid them) and of course in the process just absolutely destroy this guy with spray

He catches up to me at the top of the park and says something like, "If you ever spray me again, I will take your head off."

1. ok so I did it on purpose, but to be fair everyone was in motion, its alot different than spraying a stationary person.

2. mission accomplished?

I usually hoot when someone gets me since it never happens I wish it would alot more.

NBD but its been on my mind cuz he threatened me, I looked for him all day I had 3 other guys ready to lay some frozen water down in spray form.

I do it to your kid, sure I expect words maybe, or if I wrongly run into you, ok throw a punch if you like....

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Maybe it wasn't the kind of fascial he was looking for from you Snowklinger.
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I always spray peeps on the side of the hill. Its just snow and it wont hurt you, plus, not like they can catch me
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glad everything worked out without violence

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anyone on a downhill slope with people passing you needs to LOOK UPHILL BEFORE YOU TRAVERSE YOU STUPID FUCKING MORAN. MEssage board not a chat room, I can use caps.
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the first time I met a tele skier, he was like the young hobbit, and gave me some awesome words of snow god worship wisdom....funny shit too.
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I usually just let things like that go but two days ago I was on a gladed mogul trail. I'm still recovering from a herniated disk so I was slow and careful. Made it 3/4 to the bottom when I heard someone coming from behind and on my blind side. Sure enough some asshole skier just drops right in front of me and cuts me off. Deliberately. I try to avoid him, miss my turn and eat it. But as karma would have it not even 50 ft down the bitch catches the edge and goes yard sale. And I catch up and spray him right in the face.

Petty shit I know, but felt so damn good.
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If he is a regular, I'll buy him a beer at the bar one of these days....

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Glad I wasn't up there today. That situation might have escalated quickly when I laughed in that guy's face for getting all butthurt.

I love it when people act like sliding around on snow and ice on pieces of wood, plastic, and metal for entertainment is serious business.

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