BurtonAvenger

I've been aggressively cuddling my couch to get rid of it.

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john doe

One of the few pieces of advice I got from my Dad. If you start feeling sick, get drunk. The alcohol kills the germs.

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BurtonAvenger

If you have the proper organs to filter alcohol. Missing some parts guys.

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EatRideSleep

Get some fresh ginger root. Grate 4-6 tablespoons into a medium sized pot filled 3/4 way with water. Bring that to a boil, then simmer for 20 mins. Strain it (if you want) and drink as much as you can. You can sweeten it, too, if you prefer. A natural sweetener like raw sugar or honey is best.

If your remaining organs can handle spice, go heavy on the ginger. And add 1 or 2 whole cayenne peppers (dried) along with the ginger.

Ginger is a thermogenic herb. Which means it cranks up the internal furnace of the body. It will help break a fever, safely and naturally. Ginger has antibacterial/antimicrobial properties. Google it if you want more info on all of its benefits.

This remedy is my go to.

Feel better.

ShredLife

Cannabanoids.

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BurtonAvenger

I've been smoking hookers and fucking meth, seems to be working.

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EatRideSleep

Have one of those hookers grate up the ginger for you.

Or a Gnargoyle. Either will work.

paul_bro

lmao to what became of this thread

NoOtherOptions

While alive, they are call girls. They only become hookers upon death.

TBomb

What did he say? Hookers. You heard him right.