Any Bunnies in the Roaring Fork Valley, CO?? - Page 10 - Snowboarding Forum

poutanen · 01-24-2013, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by neednsnow

Dude: It is like any other social scene. If you walk in an say "hey, I'm going to "blank and blank" who want to come-along?" You're going to mostly get heckled and weird looks....but hey, there is always the stray chance that someone says yes to "hey, wanna go get after it?" Most likely, though, no.

Gotta agree with this. Went about it like a craiglist ad. SWSBM (single white snowboarder male) seeks SWSB (single white snow bunnies) for play time at the hill. No strings attached. Oh yeah. Baby baby look at that.

I bet I'd have better luck by saying "Hey all, heading to _______ in a couple weeks. Anyone want to meet up for some laps?" Then it's not creepy, you go ride around the mountain whether they're girls or guys. If any girls show up and you hit it off then whatever happens happens but forcing it pretty much never works.

And I must say STOP FUCKING OUT CREEPING ME!

Ever since I got my promotion everyone's been stepping up the creepiness!

poutanen · 01-24-2013, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EatRideSleep

Seriously mixie his moves were so weak it was embarrassing. You didn't miss out on anything with his type.

Hey baby, is that a board on your feet? Yeah? Do you like using that board? Yeah? Does it help you with your ironing?

BTW that wasn't a sexist joke, it was a reference to Mixie calling my board the European ironing board.

mixie · 01-24-2013, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by EatRideSleep

And thinking, "Damn I wish I was with THAT chick."

Seriously mixie his moves were so weak it was embarrassing. You didn't miss out on anything with his type.

I was more offended that he assumed I was there as easy prey rather than there to ride because it was Valentine's Day.

hahah I know what you mean. As much as I complain that dudes never hit on me it's usually because I never notice.

Ive had more then one occasion where some lame ass dude will try to talk to me and I just tear into him or make fun of him..Im such a bitch.

Then later one of my guy friends will tell me "Dayum mixie you SHATTERED that poor guys ego" I am oblivious to guys hitting on me. I just think they're being lame

Dear Poutanen I didn't coin the phrase euro ironing board I just stole it.

EatRideSleep · 01-24-2013, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by poutanen

Hey baby, is that a board on your feet? Yeah? Do you like using that board? Yeah? Does it help you with your ironing?

BTW that wasn't a sexist joke, it was a reference to Mixie calling my board the European ironing board.

Ah I knew what you meant. I keep up around here.

Your creep o saurus moves ^ stronger than the dude's on the chair

No wonder the ladies love ya here haha.

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Originally Posted by mixie

hahah I know what you mean. As much as I complain that dudes never hit on me it's usually because I never notice.

Ive had more then one occasion where some lame ass dude will try to talk to me and I just tear into him or make fun of him..Im such a bitch.

Then later one of my guy friends will tell me "Dayum mixie you SHATTERED that poor guys ego" I am oblivious to guys hitting on me. I just think they're being lame

Dear Poutanen I didn't coin the phrase euro ironing board I just stole it.

I never notice either! Unless it's blatantly obvious or bad. Apparently egos are also shattered when you don't notice AND don't tear into or make fun of them. Almost like they wonder if they said it all aloud or in their head.

Man I'm so happy I'm not a straight dude or a lesbian. snowklinger's quote is oh so true.

jennifer · 01-24-2013, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NSboarder

If they aren't truthful, should they expect to be taken care of??

See....I kind of thought you might be ok until this statement. NOWHERE in your original post did you say that the girls needed to be model hot. You did not set a weight limit or say anything about how they must look. Then you say that if they show up and are overweight or ugly that they are not being truthful.

If you are going to be shallow then maybe YOU should just be honest about what it is you want. Tell us, what are the minimum requirements. I assume they must be pretty high for a guy who needs to use a snowboarding forum to try to get laid.

MarshallV82 · 01-24-2013, 07:26 PM

10 Pages? I did not foresee success for the OP.

He must of finally posted a shirtless bathroom picture and a close up of his pride. I'm pretty sure that's how its supposed to be done.

I never have understood the concept of online dating, It's like applying to jobs. There's some pretty stringent requirements for most of them too. Sadly I do not make the cut

NSboarder · 01-24-2013, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

See....I kind of thought you might be ok until this statement. NOWHERE in your original post did you say that the girls needed to be model hot. You did not set a weight limit or say anything about how they must look. Then you say that if they show up and are overweight or ugly that they are not being truthful.

If you are going to be shallow then maybe YOU should just be honest about what it is you want. Tell us, what are the minimum requirements. I assume they must be pretty high for a guy who needs to use a snowboarding forum to try to get laid.

Nothing about what I said stated any particular size, shape, or color requirements, because there are none. I simply stated if they aren't truthful should they expect me to take care of them. For instance, if you tell me your smoking hot and you show up looking like you fell out of the ugly tree, are you going to expect me to share in on the fun? Read it all again and I hope you agree with me because I love a woman with curves and im not saying your curvy or skinny because I have no idea. PM me if your interested.

NSboarder · 01-24-2013, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MarshallV82

10 Pages? I did not foresee success for the OP.

He must of finally posted a shirtless bathroom picture and a close up of his pride. I'm pretty sure that's how its supposed to be done.

I never have understood the concept of online dating, It's like applying to jobs. There's some pretty stringent requirements for most of them too. Sadly I do not make the cut

Thank you. I think people will come around to the idea of meeting people through message boards, before they meet in person.

rider89 · 01-25-2013, 10:11 AM

Just read all 10 pages, thanks for the entertainment! I say go for it man, if you get some girls you get some...if not whatever...

mixie · 01-25-2013, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by NSboarder

Thank you. I think people will come around to the idea of meeting people through message boards, before they meet in person.

um, lots of people are ok with meeting up with people from message baords.

In fact I met my best riding buddy on this very forum. We sent a few PMs and hooked up to ride. We even carpooled. He came and picked me up from my house before we even met.

Neither of us ended up raped or in a ditch...however neither of came across as super creepy and looking for "bunnies" or whatever. It was like " Neither of us have jobs...Big Bear on a weekday? Ok lets go"

I hid my creepy until the three hour car ride lol....

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01-24-2013, 07:26 PM	#96 (permalink)
MarshallV82 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Golden, CO Posts: 416	10 Pages? I did not foresee success for the OP. He must of finally posted a shirtless bathroom picture and a close up of his pride. I'm pretty sure that's how its supposed to be done. I never have understood the concept of online dating, It's like applying to jobs. There's some pretty stringent requirements for most of them too. Sadly I do not make the cut

01-25-2013, 10:11 AM	#99 (permalink)
rider89 Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 56	Just read all 10 pages, thanks for the entertainment! I say go for it man, if you get some girls you get some...if not whatever...