Any Bunnies in the Roaring Fork Valley, CO?? - Page 2 - Snowboarding Forum

BurtonAvenger · 01-23-2013, 08:04 PM

Hookers just go pick one up from the Madame down there you'll be golden.

JeffreyCH · 01-23-2013, 08:47 PM

You get a 6.5 for originally, haven't seen one of these threads for a few years

davidj · 01-23-2013, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NSboarder

Me and my buddy are heading out to the valley 2nd week of March and have a house in GWS. Im hoping to meet some fun bunnies on here that would like to ride and party with us. I hate using this forum to pick up chicks, as we both are fun and have great personalities, but I don't know where else to reach out to any ladies before our trip who might be interested. Both of us are in our 20's, professional, intermediate/advanced riders, 420 friendly, enjoy good beer, and good food. House is very nice, has plenty of rooms so you can have your space, and a hot tub to party/relax in. If your interested but don't feel like posting on this thread PM me.

You both are fun and have great personalities, shouldn't the chicks be crawling all over you already?

drew_08 · 01-23-2013, 09:05 PM

Nice, lettuce know how successful you are. All those empty rooms gone to waste, such a shame.

seriouscat · 01-23-2013, 10:47 PM

I hear there's a singles line at every chairlift to mingle and pick up.

Basti · 01-24-2013, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by seriouscat

I hear there's a singles line at every chairlift to mingle and pick up.

Haha, I actually met my last girlfriend in the singles line of a chair

XxSnowbunnyxX · 01-24-2013, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Snowolf

I love that you added no caption lol. It's a perfect pic after all our replies haha

Big Foot · 01-24-2013, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NSboarder

Aspen, where the women flock like the salmon of capistrano. Classic.. Im not into paying women for sex, as I would rather try using my charm. But, I was just hoping I could find some ladies pre-trip that would be interested in traveling, riding, and partying. This way we can focus our time more on the riding and partying rather than hitting on chicks at the bars. Although that can be a fun catch as well.

Unfortunately, all of your interactions with women are inevitably some form of monetary compensation for sex. Buying them drinks at a bar, taking them to dinner, buying them flowers, etc etc etc. It's all payment in one form or another. I'm so sorry you had to find out this like this

EatRideSleep · 01-24-2013, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by seriouscat

I hear there's a singles line at every chairlift to mingle and pick up.

So *this* is why guys think it's appropriate to hit on me on the lift.

Last Valentine's Day I was riding solo; it was midweek and I scheduled the day off to ride. Some skier dude started his string of random weak moves, trying to cram his pathetic attempts into the few minutes on the chair. He put all his chips on thinking: single-chick-riding-on-Valentines Day-hope-she's-single and desperate.

It was amusing. Sadly amusing.

And oh - if you're a skier trying to pick up a snowboard chick, don't talk shit about "those weird snowboards." That is less amusing than your weak moves.

XxSnowbunnyxX · 01-24-2013, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Foot

Unfortunately, all of your interactions with women are inevitably some form of monetary compensation for sex. Buying them drinks at a bar, taking them to dinner, buying them flowers, etc etc etc. It's all payment in one form or another. I'm so sorry you had to find out this like this

I'm not complaining

Edit: Totally just made myself sound like a hooker bahahaha.... just meant.... food + sex = greatness

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01-23-2013, 09:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
drew_08 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 4	Nice, lettuce know how successful you are. All those empty rooms gone to waste, such a shame.