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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-28-2013, 02:02 PM Thread Starter
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was waxing his board.

His wife was standing there watching him. After along period of silence she

finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, ..now that we are married I think
it's time you quit snowboarding. Maybe you should sell your equipment.
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Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"for a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
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"I wasn't!"

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I feel like I would say something like this to my girlfriend if she ever said this to me.
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This is the story of my ex....LOL

I raced USAC Sprint cars when I met her. Shortly after we were married, she said " you should sell the race cars so we could buy a bigger house"

2 people in 3000 Square feet, Why did I need a bigger house?

I told her I raced when I met her, and I would still be racing when she was gone.

Truer words were never spoken. She's been gone since 01!



Words of advice from an old guy, LIVE WITH YOUR GIRL OR GUY FOR AT LEAST 3 years before saying I DO! I would have seen all the crazy beforehand!
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Now imagine if you were a woman who snowboarded... and your new husband told you that you should quit. I don't know why, but this seems even funnier to me
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That's funny lol thankfully my boyfriend chose me as his girlfriend, who instead of trying to change him, joins in on the fun adventures in does. He got me into snowboarding (tho I had tried when I was younger but failed) and we've already said that some day when we have kids, THEY will snowboard as well. He also has a motorcycle and my sister and her husband both had bikes when they were married and sold them when they had kids... I told him he will never sell his bike... I love it lol.

A woman shouldn't make ya stop doin whatcha love! That goes both ways too haha

Bring on more jokes!
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Now imagine if you were a woman who snowboarded... and your new husband told you that you should quit. I don't know why, but this seems even funnier to me
My bf wants me to quit... although we've been together for 11 years and I have only been snowboarding the last 4 lol
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