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hc2dabone · 07-25-2008, 05:27 AM

and to add those posers are mostly known as "gapers"

BurtonAvenger · 07-25-2008, 06:37 PM

Steeze = Style + Ease. So if you do something with good style and make it look easy you have Steeze.

**Snowolf** · 07-25-2008, 07:24 PM

****SARC*****

Steeze:

Snow pants that are are either:

A) 8 sizes too big so you have to hang on to them to walk to the lift to prevent them from falling off and the crotch drags the snow like you just dropped a big `ol 2 girls 1 cup load in them.

B) 3 sizes too small so you look like you have bird legs and everyone for 3 miles can see the moose knuckle.

Banadanas are a must for steeze points

oh let`s not forget the huge ass T shirts that go to the knees worn over your other gear.

This one is super important!!!!

You absolutelty must incorporate the urban hood rap lingo and body language and talk it ebonics so that no one other than your homies understands WTF you are talking about.

Last but not least, you absolutely can not ride anywhere on the mountain but the jib park. It could be 6 feet of fresh pow but you will only be seen in the rail park.

Then and only then are you truly "steezy"......

not hating on anyone, just poking a little fun at the ragamuffin park rats....it`s all good and as long as everyone is having fun and doing what they like and not being dicks to other people its all 100% A OK.

Simply^Ride · 07-25-2008, 10:53 PM

My time on the slopes is limited, so my riding lingo is pretty much limited to what i get out of these forums.

But Steeze is one of the few words that I knew

already.

sedition · 07-25-2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowolf

****SARC*****

Steeze:

Snow pants that are are either:

A) 8 sizes too big so you have to hang on to them to walk to the lift to prevent them from falling off and the crotch drags the snow like you just dropped a big `ol 2 girls 1 cup load in them.

B) 3 sizes too small so you look like you have bird legs and everyone for 3 miles can see the moose knuckle.

Banadanas are a must for steeze points

oh let`s not forget the huge ass T shirts that go to the knees worn over your other gear.

This one is super important!!!!

You absolutelty must incorporate the urban hood rap lingo and body language and talk it ebonics so that no one other than your homies understands WTF you are talking about.

Last but not least, you absolutely can not ride anywhere on the mountain but the jib park. It could be 6 feet of fresh pow but you will only be seen in the rail park.

Then and only then are you truly "steezy"......

not hating on anyone, just poking a little fun at the ragamuffin park rats....it`s all good and as long as everyone is having fun and doing what they like and not being dicks to other people its all 100% A OK.

Another strong contender for 2008 Post-of-the-Year Award.

Simply^Ride · 07-26-2008, 12:30 AM

^^^^ changing the avatar ha?

sedition · 07-26-2008, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply^Ride

^^^^ changing the avatar ha?

Hey, they don't call me "doom rider" for nothing.

BurtonAvenger · 07-26-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowolf

****SARC*****

Steeze:

Snow pants that are are either:

A) 8 sizes too big so you have to hang on to them to walk to the lift to prevent them from falling off and the crotch drags the snow like you just dropped a big `ol 2 girls 1 cup load in them.

B) 3 sizes too small so you look like you have bird legs and everyone for 3 miles can see the moose knuckle.

Banadanas are a must for steeze points

oh let`s not forget the huge ass T shirts that go to the knees worn over your other gear.

This one is super important!!!!

You absolutelty must incorporate the urban hood rap lingo and body language and talk it ebonics so that no one other than your homies understands WTF you are talking about.

Last but not least, you absolutely can not ride anywhere on the mountain but the jib park. It could be 6 feet of fresh pow but you will only be seen in the rail park.

Then and only then are you truly "steezy"......

not hating on anyone, just poking a little fun at the ragamuffin park rats....it`s all good and as long as everyone is having fun and doing what they like and not being dicks to other people its all 100% A OK.

You forgot to add that you have your stance so wide you rip your taint in half.

sedition · 07-26-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Snowolf

You absolutelty must incorporate the urban hood rap lingo and body language and talk it ebonics...

This one kills me. A bunch of affluent white kids, out in the woods, on the side of a mountain trying to act like they are from inner-city gang land. I would give anything to pluck one of these kids directly off the side of the mountain and drop their ass off in the really bad sections of Roxbury, Harlem, Detroit, South Central, Oakland, etc. and see how they react.

Contrived identity and/or forced cultural appropriation is just goofy. That said, it does provide for great amusement.