Craziest Thing Witnessed at the Mountain? - Snowboarding Forum

10-30-2008, 02:31 PM

So what the craziest/funniest thing you guys have ever seen when you were snowboarding?(injuries,animals screwing in the forest, funny costumes, skiier carnage, snow school fails, crazy tricks)
Mine would probably haave to be a 7 person cork 9 train off an 65 step down kicker

zakk · 10-30-2008, 03:27 PM

a teletubbie on a snowboard chasing a banana on skis at Mt. Hood Meadows.

10-30-2008, 03:31 PM

A 6-7 year old kid on skis running into my friend... i saw her falling... saw blood in the snow... heard her screaming... saw the kid running off not giving a damn... she was covering her mouth for 2-3 mins unable to speak... she had her front tooth broken... too late to find the kid unfortunately

legallyillegal · 10-30-2008, 03:43 PM

Little skischooler bombing straight down the run, right before he gets to the lift line he wipes out, massive yard sale. Skis, poles, everything sticking out of the (packed) snow.

Jerzey Boarder · 10-30-2008, 03:47 PM

My nephew breaking his collarbone.

Had a guy tell me a story when i was up in Canada about a skier and snowboarding smashing into each other at high speed and the both of the snowboarders legs were bent up the wrong way with blood everywhere.

laz167 · 10-30-2008, 05:00 PM

I have 2 actually..when my Gf started to learn to ride she fell in front of a skier(about 30-40 feet in front of him) he started yelling at her (instead of just moving out of the way) to get up!!Get up!! he stopped in front of her as she laid there and proceded to yell somemore..What an Idiot! next thing Im flying from the side and deck him!! he falls on his face holding his jaw like a bitch!! Needless to say I problaby cant goto that mountain anymore.. And the second experience was at Stratton this guy was flying down the mountain and some how clipped my tail and ate it! He raged for about 30 yards.. I went to go check on the kid and told him to invest in some azzpads.. I continued to go down the hill, back and the lift and that kid was still laying there..

BurtonAvenger · 10-30-2008, 09:49 PM

Well lets see the fun and insanity I've seen.

Naked drunk skier dude falling and becoming naked drunk skier dude with ice rash on his junk.
Hip slam of doom to broken femur poking through the skin
The over shooting of a 50 foot jump by about another 40 feet. Kid broke both femurs, tibias, fibulas, hips, lacerated his femoral artery, broke his back, ruptured kidney.
Lets see living through the day I ripped my spleen in half
Fat drunken skiers humping in the woods
Kid getting head on the lift.
My buddy peeing off the chairlift next to me.
Numerous out of control snow devices
Shaun White being chased by Winnie the Pooh at Mt. Hood
1440 double cork in the backcountry and no it wasn't T. Rice and no the guy didn't land it
80 foot cliff drop
numerous skiers nutting on jibs
countless avalanches
living through getting sucked off a rock in a slide

BurtonAvenger · 10-30-2008, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by laz167

I have 2 actually..when my Gf started to learn to ride she fell in front of a skier(about 30-40 feet in front of him) he started yelling at her (instead of just moving out of the way) to get up!!Get up!! he stopped in front of her as she laid there and proceded to yell somemore..What an Idiot! next thing Im flying from the side and deck him!! he falls on his face holding his jaw like a bitch!! Needless to say I problaby cant goto that mountain anymore.. And the second experience was at Stratton this guy was flying down the mountain and some how clipped my tail and ate it! He raged for about 30 yards.. I went to go check on the kid and told him to invest in some azzpads.. I continued to go down the hill, back and the lift and that kid was still laying there..

you sound like a whiney little bus kid.

10-30-2008, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger

you sound like a whiney little bus kid.

do you always have to start somthing on here? lol i mean its funny as hell but rly? hahahahhahahahahahahaha

10-31-2008, 12:21 AM

Well, mine isn't so much witnessing as much as being witnessed...

My first ever snowboard trip, did the whole bunny slope thing, ate it going down the hill. Fell so hard my hat went one way while my goggles went the other. The several people on the lifts that seen me simultaneously said, "oooowwwww". Yeah...not my finest hour.

Not too crazy but I am sure I will have more moments as I go more often.

10-30-2008, 02:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
FORUMRIDER12321 Guest Posts: n/a	Craziest Thing Witnessed at the Mountain? So what the craziest/funniest thing you guys have ever seen when you were snowboarding?(injuries,animals screwing in the forest, funny costumes, skiier carnage, snow school fails, crazy tricks) Mine would probably haave to be a 7 person cork 9 train off an 65 step down kicker Last edited by FORUMRIDER12321; 10-30-2008 at 11:33 PM.

10-30-2008, 03:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
zakk Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 612	a teletubbie on a snowboard chasing a banana on skis at Mt. Hood Meadows. __________________ -zakk

10-30-2008, 03:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
legallyillegal -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: fuck Snowboarding Posts: 4,448	Little skischooler bombing straight down the run, right before he gets to the lift line he wipes out, massive yard sale. Skis, poles, everything sticking out of the (packed) snow. __________________ THERE ARE SPECIFIC REASONS AS TO WHY I AM MORE LOCAL THAN YOU GOD IS DONUT

10-30-2008, 09:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
BurtonAvenger Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mountains Posts: 8,171	Well lets see the fun and insanity I've seen. Naked drunk skier dude falling and becoming naked drunk skier dude with ice rash on his junk. Hip slam of doom to broken femur poking through the skin The over shooting of a 50 foot jump by about another 40 feet. Kid broke both femurs, tibias, fibulas, hips, lacerated his femoral artery, broke his back, ruptured kidney. Lets see living through the day I ripped my spleen in half Fat drunken skiers humping in the woods Kid getting head on the lift. My buddy peeing off the chairlift next to me. Numerous out of control snow devices Shaun White being chased by Winnie the Pooh at Mt. Hood 1440 double cork in the backcountry and no it wasn't T. Rice and no the guy didn't land it 80 foot cliff drop numerous skiers nutting on jibs countless avalanches living through getting sucked off a rock in a slide __________________ Angry Snowboarder Because someone has to call it how they see it!

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10-30-2008, 03:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Borealys Guest Posts: n/a	A 6-7 year old kid on skis running into my friend... i saw her falling... saw blood in the snow... heard her screaming... saw the kid running off not giving a damn... she was covering her mouth for 2-3 mins unable to speak... she had her front tooth broken... too late to find the kid unfortunately

10-30-2008, 03:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jerzey Boarder Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 109	My nephew breaking his collarbone. Had a guy tell me a story when i was up in Canada about a skier and snowboarding smashing into each other at high speed and the both of the snowboarders legs were bent up the wrong way with blood everywhere.

10-30-2008, 05:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
laz167 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northern Jersey Posts: 950	I have 2 actually..when my Gf started to learn to ride she fell in front of a skier(about 30-40 feet in front of him) he started yelling at her (instead of just moving out of the way) to get up!!Get up!! he stopped in front of her as she laid there and proceded to yell somemore..What an Idiot! next thing Im flying from the side and deck him!! he falls on his face holding his jaw like a bitch!! Needless to say I problaby cant goto that mountain anymore.. And the second experience was at Stratton this guy was flying down the mountain and some how clipped my tail and ate it! He raged for about 30 yards.. I went to go check on the kid and told him to invest in some azzpads.. I continued to go down the hill, back and the lift and that kid was still laying there..

10-31-2008, 12:21 AM	#10 (permalink)
Purringengine Guest Posts: n/a	Well, mine isn't so much witnessing as much as being witnessed... My first ever snowboard trip, did the whole bunny slope thing, ate it going down the hill. Fell so hard my hat went one way while my goggles went the other. The several people on the lifts that seen me simultaneously said, "oooowwwww". Yeah...not my finest hour. Not too crazy but I am sure I will have more moments as I go more often.