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Old 09-23-2013, 08:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I went to the mountain to get some pow
I climbed up top, wiped the sweat from my brow
No snow on the ground and I don't know how
So I smoked a fat joint and I floated on down

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I went to the mountain to find some snow
Didn't show up to work, but my boss didn't know
There was too much slush so my board was slow
And it's not cold enough for them guns to blow

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I went to the mountain to find some white
It was so damn cold, nose got frostbite
Some waist deep snow is a human right
But with that wind chill my balls pulled tight

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I went to the mountain, so snow-y
Laid down a sick carve, saw a snow bunn-y
I said "Hey pretty lady wanna ride with me?"
So she grabbed me by the hand and she pulled me in the trees...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....
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Old 09-23-2013, 10:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Default The Flake

A lone snowflake drifts its way down among its brethren.
Chilled to the core, yet surrounded on all sides by familiar warmth.
Entwined among each pattern is the innate desire to land among men.
For it is in their midst that magic takes a breath.
Snow so white it glows blue. A hue not even rays of gold can subdue.
Drawn to this majestic canvas, trimmed with green, the path carved by the boarder's heart is seen.
Oh, behold this season where nature and man form a mutual pact.
Take hold of your gear and spark the ignition, it is sin to hold back!
A lone figure, blended as one with the mountain's silence, glides on fields of white and past rivers of cedar as a solitary snowflake, unnoticed, yet surely there, comes to its final rest on a welcoming shoulder.
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Roses are red
violets are blue
In the winter, the above are dead
and if you get in my way to the hill ill kick you in the head
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Old 09-26-2013, 11:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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White snow is falling,
My heart flutters with delight,
Nirvana is near.

Don't take this as an entry, because I think this should go to a newb.

I just wanted to write a snowboarding Haiku!
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Old 09-26-2013, 12:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Wait, not ONE limerick so far? What the hell's wrong with you people?
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Old 09-26-2013, 01:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Wait, not ONE limerick so far? What the hell's wrong with you people?
there once was a dude who did shred,

on mountains and peaks he would tread.

he rode all the POW,

there's no more left now,

cuz he rode till the day he was dead.
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there once was a dude who did shred,

on mountains and peaks he would tread.

he rode all the POW,

there's no more left now,

cuz he rode till the day he was dead.
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Old 09-26-2013, 01:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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There once was a tourist from Texas
Who drove to CO in his Lexus
He skied in his jeans
They tore at the seams
So he sat in the lodge and ate breakfast.
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There once was a tourist from Texas
Who drove to CO in his Lexus
He skied in his jeans
They tore at the seams
So he sat in the lodge and ate breakfast.
excellent.
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Old 09-26-2013, 11:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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This poem is called "Get the fuck out of the way!"

I'm going snowboarding.
Get the fuck out of the way!
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