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Old 09-27-2013, 02:39 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Of course this does not count...but

Newbs and nobs
Went to the hill fo chill
Cold smoke to toke
Snorkel and float
Get out of the way, said the Avenger.

Meat missiles with bright avy whistles
Unicorns nods fuck to the masses
Blowing rainbows out of their asses
Gnargoyles and gnarfairies
Get out of the way, said the Avenger.

Lodge bunnies with pink furry hats
Rail rats rock crocked yellow caps
Blood is flown
The sphincter is blown
Get out of the way, said the Avenger.
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Old 09-27-2013, 07:22 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2013, 10:59 AM   #23 (permalink)
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bumpity, bumpity, bump
humpity, humpity, hump
dumpity, dumpity, dump

15 days left
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Old 10-01-2013, 05:27 PM   #24 (permalink)
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There once was a snowboarder from Nantuckit.......he thought fer sure he could huck it.......landed on his head........and now he's dead........ probably should've been wearing a bucket
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:48 PM   #25 (permalink)
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There once was a snowboarder from Nantuckit.......he thought fer sure he could huck it.......landed on his head........and now he's dead........ probably should've been wearing a bucket
not bad!
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Old 10-09-2013, 04:02 AM   #26 (permalink)
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just a few days left
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Old 10-09-2013, 03:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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There once was a snowboarder from Nantuckit.......he thought fer sure he could huck it.......landed on his head........and now he's dead........ probably should've been wearing a bucket
Awesome
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There once was a tourist from Texas
Who drove to CO in his Lexus
He skied in his jeans
They tore at the seams
So he sat in the lodge and ate breakfast.
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Old 10-09-2013, 03:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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There once was a snowboarding forum
That didnít have much need for decorum
With trolls and taunts
And then yoga pants
And they wonder why girls donít join Ďem

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Old 10-09-2013, 04:06 PM   #30 (permalink)
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"taunts" rhymes with "paunts" , er, "pants"? You talk funny in Ohio!
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