watch for scorpions and gapers!

 

Find attractive women on the hill that are struggling to learn, catch up, and go teach them

 

Dropping snowballs.....

Go over my last line, and visualize the next one.

These in that order. Depends what mood I am in. :laugh:

 

Dropping snowballs.....

 

ride to the top

 

Usually just watch the other riders. Nothing fun to do on the lift. If I'm riding with someone have a quick chat till we get to the top.

 

sticker that lift, bitch!

 

smoke a bowl lol

 

or light up a jay

 

Go over my last line, and visualize the next one. When I'm finished with that I'll look at the riders riding down and judge them to no end.

 

i play around with other people's ski binding releases and snowboard binding ratchets

 

blunts are best, lighter keeps goin out with a piece,and zig zags sucks

 

shotgun a beer

 

Watch the cool kids drop a 10ft cliff under the lift onto a flat landing. Then laugh when they say fall and say "I almost got it that time dude!" ....

 

I tend to chat with others on the lift and like to strike up conversation with strangers. Sometimes they're chatty sometimes not.A lot of people are surprised but most like to discuss the days riding or skiing.

 

heckle the snowpunks

 

+2 on that

 

Whip it out and take a whizz. Saves time on powder days.

Arm block the safety bar to prevent tourons from banging it down on my head without warning.

Bonus points for accomplishing both at the same time.

 

If you get a goofy rider on the right and a regular on the left and the sun is behind you you can join the board tails together and make "open feature" signs above your head and the shadow it makes looks like a dragon.

 

Belt out "goodbye to romance" by ozzy ozzbourne. Or you can just bounce the chair.

 

as of last wednesday i get yelled at on lifts, or as i get off should i say

the dinosaur in the lifty booth at the top thinks its his job to let the off ramp become as rutted as it can possibly be

so what do i do .... chip away at the shit with my toe edge ... i might have bounced the lift, so i got yelled at and told i woul find myself on the t-bar hill .... to which i said sarcasticly "ya, ok", told him to rake, he said nothing so i left

*rant*

 

Usually just take a moment to mess with the ipod, and mostly to just try and stay warm. Sometimes down a beer or take a swig from the flask or light up a time waster.

 

A time waster thats a good one.

 

get it on with the wifey

 

yell at people and try to find some girls, last night i saw a girl fall off of the lift( at the start so no big drop) so i started to talk to her and helped her out with the boarding part and got her number for some good time wasting later.

 

Try to throw snowballs into hollow stumps.

 

- Look for kickers (then turn around so I can memorize what the line leading up to said kicker looks like)

- usually I got tunes on, so sometimes (if it's a sunny day), I close my eyes and zone out to the tunes for a bit, too

 

- I close my eyes and zone out to the tunes for a bit, too

All the while thinking, "why does my head hurt more on the lift than on the snow?.....please make this hangover pass."

Lifts are usually good for quick naps. When your dangling board hits the off-ramp, you'll wake-up. If nothing else, you'll wake-up when you catch your board edge on the ramp and you get flung on your face!

 

light up a cigarette to make time fly as im going up

 

Really ponder all that life has given me and how I can give back to the world, all while being a better husband and father......ahem, now that the wife is gone........I usually mess around with the ipod, fart a few times and laugh because I am that juvenile, check out what I perceive is an attractive woman down below the lift and then start wondering, "Was that a Dude", "Shit I'm Gay Now".

 

That's freaking great!