ALLOR!!! Bonjour to all you stoopeed eengleesh speaking pigs!
j'mapelle froggy et suis le grande verde! mon amie paolo tells me zat a nomber of grande cretin in ere ave been speking zee bullsheet about the zee love doctor known only as zee froggy.
let me tells you, you are very much mistaken if you zink i would take zee time from my bizzy schedule to discuss the excellence zat is moi!
as a model super, mon life is too bizzy and full of zee (ow you say?) joosy booty, for me to stay in ere for long.
but i will interupt my precious time as zee lay-dees prepare themselves for moi, to responde to zat stoopeed ippy and his teddy in zee steveie wonder sun glasses. Armani shades? i zink not!
Originally Posted by mpdsnowman
Well the only reason Froggy survives is because there is not a single restaurant in Britain that would waste a clean plate on those slimy skanky legs of his.
coming from zee man who serves zee, what are zey called...? zee freedom fries
..... 'slimy skinny pieces of skank' as you zay, would seem to be zee the only zing you eat non?
Even the low class joins he goes to that serve with paper plates wont touch him
if you zink zat zee Le Bristol restaurant of Paris serves on plates de papier, you are a crasee man stoopeed! zey would not let you within a mile of zee front door, you uncivilised pig!
"Dude" on the other hand has no problem with acceptance in public places like restaurants.
Ya think Froggy ever had a nice piece like this?
do you zink moi, froggy, would ave mon fotos paraded on zee internet for free? i ave posted my latest, 'money shot' on mon profile so you might admire my spendor, but zat is eet! otherwise, you will ave to buy zee Vogue Francais, or perhaps zee Conde Naste to see a glimpse of zee life of zee frog, otherwise, shut up stoopeed!
and if zat bear de ugly ever gets a passpart to come ere, then i will kick eez stoopeed ass back to zee land of zee amburger! hah! you eez so tres stoopeed! it make me laff!