Lay off my dad punk! He may be small but he can squash you!
Mon dieu! Again you weesh to make zee trouble by calling me ‘punk’? He iz small, but if ee iz your Papa I do not weesh to zink what your Mama was!
Eet is troo what zey sez aboot him huh? Nozing is safe!
Still got that case of A.D.D. ha big guy!
You zink it eez an illness to want efficient serveez at zee restaurant? Oh and A.D.D. is an excuse for aving no mental discipline you know? No you do not know, as you are tres stoopeed! Cretin!
Yea only because they serve froggs legs and they want you there just in case they run out of the good ones.
Oh zat eez good; but I thought you said I was too scrawny non?
Yea well with these small arms Im gonna reach down your throat,pull your toung up so hard your legs are gonna come right thru your french ass and out your mouth!
I would like to see you try, but as you do not even ave a passeport I zink it unlikely. You are a scaredy cat.
This is an introduction thread for new incoming members and not a place for you two to go at it again! I dont want either of you in here anymore. Last time you two went at it you basically trashed the last community with your antics...AND IT WILL STOP HERE~!
Oh and look! Zee Papy as awoken from eez drunken slumber.
You zink you can tell zee grand froggy what to do? You wish to end zee hostilities that your stoopeed dood
as started? Then maybe you should try to be more, what eez zee word… reconciliatory? Let us see ow you do:
Froggy I know your pride is hurt because "Dude" is the official mascot here. You lost that battle in another community, you lost it here! You can always be "dude's" Jester but in no way shape or form are you mascot material...your wipe up the grease material but not mascot material...
Ha! You zink I wish to be a mascot? A jestor? For you or anyzing? Pah! I am zee figurehead, le big chief of exclusive fashion boutiques zee world over…. I do not need to score points on a make believe online community. I am merely ere as I erd someone was ‘talking zee smack’ about zee wonderful froggy!
You can be zee mascot stoopeed, I am too excluseeve for zeez place anyway!
I am not zee bottom of zee barrel (whatever zat means)…. I own zee barrel! It is what I keep my Perrier in when I visit my ‘oliday home in zee Saint tropez stoopeed!