[ctoma]

MrDavey2Shoes gives hands-free prostate exams.

 

[mojo maestro]

ctoma's idea of beer is..........Natty Light........

 

[smellysell]

ctoma's idea of beer is..........Natty Light........

Mojo rolls blunts with Optimos

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[mojo maestro]

smellysell is an Amish farrier..........who is headed for eternal damnation.......whilst using his phone.........

 

[Flavor_James86]

mojo maestro was actually 3rd chair triangle in his high school marching band

 

[bazman]

Flavor_James was one of the founding members of Public Enemy in the 80s but got kicked out of the group because Flavor Flav came along with a better name

 

[bazman]

Flavor_James was one of the founding members of Public Enemy in the 80s but got kicked out of the group because Flavor Flav came along with a better name

 

[Seppuccu]

Bazman used to live in Zimbabwe...ouch!

 

[wrathfuldeity]

Seppuccu's first name is Frank and is an undercover Swedish cop out to clean up police corruption … but he likes to powder his nose.

 

[Seppuccu]

… but he likes to powder his nose.

Damn right I do.

 

[ctoma]

wrathfuldiety was the person banging on the garbage can in the Houston Astros cheating scandal.

 

[Donutz]

ctoma doesn't actually like beer.

 

[Crusty]

Donutz is probably Pat Sajak's biggest fan. He has actually applied to be on Wheel Of Fortune so many times the producers sent him a cease and desist letter.

 

[vodkaboarder]

Donutz uses donut holes in a very inappropriate fashion.

 

[smellysell]

Vodkaboarder lent a girl am umbrella yesterday, which brings the total number of girls he's made wet this year to -1.

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[ctoma]

smellysell has a blow-up doll named Eleanor and he likes to dress up her in 1800's British attire.

 

[bazman]

ctoma spent lockdown watching 'how to ski' videos on youtube

 

[Rip154]

Bazman was the first female monoskier to win a mixed ski ballet competition on a dryslope. It was done on a 1986 Burton Cruzer with Koflach boots and bamboo poles. Later that year, she learned that the bindings were supposed to be mounted sideways.

 

[drblast]

Rip154 once bet his drinking buddies he could fart more than 100 times in an hour and won that bet by a landslide, simultaneously setting the local record at Applebees that still stands today..

 

[Jkb818]

Drblast can only turn heel side and wears a one piece shiny gold suit.