Snowboard/skate branding!

The Google machine knows all!!!!

You must first venture to the original home of the hipster, the Internet coffee shop and order a double soy machiado latte in VENTI, do not order the large or you shall not gain the mystical password to the WIFI.

Once the mystical password for the WIFI has been procured and you have safely satiated the need to remind those with the neck-beard behind the counter that they are ironic and redundant you can venture forth on your amazing journey.

Hopefully you have slain enough hours of your time to visit the elder merchant in his deluxe cave and bought one of the many Internet ready devices known as a laptop, tablet, or "smart" phone. If you haven't then your attempts at procuring this WIFI password have been in vain and you must venture back out to the working world where countless hours of grinding away at meaningless tasks will take place till you can procure one. If you have one then disregard this previous step.

Open said electronic device and log into the WIFI being ever so careful to avoid spilling your horribly over brewed potion of soy on the keypad. Do not make eye contact with the evil horrible Hollywood script writer or half witted blogger who is only there to let everyone know that they are in fact typing up some sort of project. They are worthless to your cause! Do not conversate with them!

Once the WIFI password has been put into the proper password area and the magical invisible rays of WIFI have begun to flow you must locate and open the Internet browser! Careful as you will be tempted to use the inferior Internet Explorer 7, don't let it fool you with false promises of an epic exploration as this is merely a farce by the dark Warlock Bill Gates. If you have chosen wisely you will see a search bar, inside this you must put these exact words from the ancient inscription, Klaatu Barada Nikto. Wait no sorry that's wrong you must put into this search bar Companies that can make me a custom snowboard graphic. Then click search.

Sparks will fly. An eternity will feel like it has passed. But once this has happened you will then find your answer.

Remember it is never about the end destination, it is about the journey. I strongly suggest you get a midget with a minor obsessive compulsion to jewelry, a vampire covered in glitter who may work the day shift at Franks Boom Boom Room, and of course a wise cracking lemur.

brain fixed, got alpine this morning

snowklinger said:

I hear wise cracking lemurs are all the rage at Summit county patios this summer.

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BurtonAvenger said:

Dammit no one cares about my mythical story I wrote! FUCK YOU ALL!

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to quote myself, I care sir.

Manicmouse said:

Did I say there were derogatory comments? Lighten up dude!

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1. I was just fixing the derogatory thing

2. Lighten up dude!

3. I said "Super [fucking] yay!"

plus you were wayy too helpful and uncynical which is just not gonna fly as you well know so don't shoot the messenger....