Check it out. Man, this is funny shit.
Posted back in 2011 but still good for a laugh.
Learn how to do an “Oliver” in 5 minutes or less!Anton is the President of Tomsen Sports America Inc., which sells bootskis (ski-less boots). No skis, no poles, learn to ski in 5 minutes. Interesting concept. Wonder if he tells prospective clients/resorts to fuck off if they disagree with him? Tomsen Novaskis | The New Way To Ski