Snowboarding Forum - Snowboard Enthusiast Forums banner

picking up women on the mountain

5K views 26 replies 18 participants last post by  arsenic0  
#1 ·
ive heard a lot of people on these forums and on other websites say its really easy to pick up a girl and get her number on the mountain.

their steps are usually like this:

1. hang out near bunny slope
2. look for attractive female who is a noob
3. offer to help her - get physical
4. get her number

i see a few problems with this. actually mainly one, and it has to do with step 2. im sure its easy to find a noob female boarder, but i doubt you can find an attractive one, at least not an attractive noob female snowboader who is also alone. from my experience, if there is a hot girl who is new to snowboarding she will either be with a friend who is helping her, or a boyfriend. why would she be there alone? and if she is there alone, then hell, she probably doesnt need your help.

have you guys actually succeeded in this? post stories about your successes/failures haha
 
#3 ·
a gal that works in the pro shop was pretty flirty for a couple of our trips to the hill and last time when she got off work she saw me and my bud strapping in and started chatting with us, she already had her gear on and rode with me for over an hour. then she had to go talk to here sister that was working rentals and she said she would find me when she was done but we had to leave before i saw her again. i didnt get her number because i figured she would be right back. oh well, next time i go, i know where she works ;) moral of the story is get those digits asap. i wish i didnt live 3.5 hours away from there, shes smokin hot.
 
#4 ·
I've only had two mountain hookups in my life, though not at the same time, sadly. Each was at least a low intermediate and didn't need my help at all. One was part of a school trip from UCLA and the other was with some friends IIRC. I don't usually ever see chicks riding alone, noob or not. But just cause they are in groups doesn't mean one can't be broken away from the herd
 
G
#11 ·
I have had success asking women to acompany me to the slopes, but never met a girl THERE at the slopes. Usually it's no problem finding a girl to go with me, except for this weekend, nobody wants to leave their house. MD is getting smashed with snow.
 
#12 ·
Ok.....you all seem to need a little help....

If you are looking for a Bunny
1. hang out in the lodge
2. have all the latest and greatest gear
3. develop a foreign accent
4. when you offer to buy her lunch be sure you have a bunch of ones wrapped inside a 100 so it looks like your a rich foreigner....
5. have a hotel room with a hot tub

If you are looking for a local shredder...
Your FUCKED....not literally though....we already know better
 
#13 · (Edited)
Oprah just a week or two ago had "Patty the millionaire match maker on the show" and Patty said the best place to pick up rich guys was at a ski resort; because skiing takes some disposable coin, the ratio is like 5 to 1, the guys mainly just have buds to ski with and all the girl had to do, is to make the spread in the lodge...didn't even have to know how to ski...though she probably get some guy to teach her.

I thought it was damn funny...so I guess don't go to the mountain....go to the LODGE....you wouldn't even need to spend money on a lift ticket or a board/skis.....just don the gaper suit.

yea stfu, I was on my way to the shitter...wife was watching Oprah
 
#18 ·
Best time and place to do it is after the day's over on a weekend trip in either the lodge (you can see who's hanging around and get a good feel for the group's dynamic before you work your way in and escape with one of the pretty ones) or the hot tub (prefer the hot tub because everyone is usually in a party mood and slamming a few back, also no background noise so you can converse. This can easily move to dinner or the on hill bar).

Best part is you can have your fun and not have to worry about ridding with them the next day.