[linvillegorge]

You must first purify your board in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, then coat the base with a generous layer of beeswax made from bees that have exclusively fed on the pollen from the finest sativa marijuana (must be sativa, indica will cause it to decamber), then protect the top sheet with the saliva of a three legged Chinese Crested dog.

Or... you could just toss it in a closet or hang it on the wall.