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I've now got a mental image of someone holding a joint in the crook of their arm... Seems awkward...
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Bruh if you ain’t ripping bong hits on the chair you ain’t on my level. I need that bar down incase I get to much steaze in the breeze while getting’ weak in the knees placin an order on celly for curbside pickup at applebees.
 

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Like not putting the bar down on chair lifts. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his cred among park rats and dudes name Kyle who drink monster energy, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. Because he was a doucher who thought he was too cool to put the bar down.
 
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